Liverpool have been told that only an “obscene” offer will be enough to land Uruguay striker Luis Suarez from Ajax.
How about “we’ll give you £10m and Kenny will suck off your chairman and back-scuttle his secretary in the main stand car park at Anfield”
Would that be obscene enough?
preston have been on the phone to see if liverpool want any of their players – preston’s chairman is reported as saying “forget the 10 mill we are not greedy“