My better half somehow managed to place a full bog roll in with the washing, everything is f**king speckled with bog paper now including my Sabbath 78 US tour shirt!
Lovely girl but does anybody else have a partner that does daft things as daft as that.
How long have you got Snowy lad, our Maude makes Mr Bean look like Einstein. Some of her corkers include
Setting fire to the kitchen watching Emmerdale
Bleaching my navy blue work uniform so it is covered in salmon coloured patches
She thought Dubai was in Australia
List goes on