If you buy cr*p, you get cr*p news. There is no concern about whether the news is accurate or not.
Today’s MailOnline headlines the outfits worn at some showbiz event yesterday, and a host of columns about the royal sprog ranging from sycophancy, highlighting family divisions on all sides, and pondering whether the first mixed-race Royal will have an effect on society (really!).
They are all the same.
Last November I was approached by my media agent (haha, yes, I sort of have one) asking if a newspaper could use a colourised picture of mine (attached).
I asked which paper it was and they said it was the S*n.
I said no. Quite pleased with myself. Except for looking at MOnline to laugh at it I would certainly never buy one of these.

These rags are all the same. No journalistic standards at all. Gutter press.