water or porcelain?

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  • #18215
    Anonymous

      My mate can pish like a police horse,every time he aims for the water,and it resonates through the floorboards.
      Personally,I’m a porcelain splasher,less noise,more decorum I believe.
      Now I wonder if I’m in the minority?
      Please advise by way of a poll.

      #18218
      jrfatfanjrfatfan
      Player

        Wrong forum matey!!

        From Matlock to ManU
        What a journey!

        #18219
        Anonymous

          Trying to divert the altercation,or love tryst,between James and Griff.
          Just a thought :lol:

          #18222

          Wrong forum, but interesting debate that has been had on many a drunken evening.

          For the ultimate in noise reduction and decorum it has to be a ‘sit down wee’.

          Mind you, the water is cold this time of year. ;)

          My missus has replaced every toilet seat in our house with ones that never stay up, so forcing me and the lad to sit every time!

          #18226
          Anonymous

            I fully concur,I often sit when tired or pished.
            Splashback can be a curse mind . :oops:

            #18230
            Trying to divert the altercation,or love tryst,between James and Griff.
            Just a thought :lol:

            Don’t worry cock, no need to divert. He’s been packed off to bed with no supper, apparently ;)

            #18234
            Anonymous

              I wager he has had some of mummies “bitty” for bedtime treats ;)

              #18391
              jamescJamesC
              Player

                Trying to divert the altercation,or love tryst,between James and Griff.
                Just a thought :lol:

                Don’t worry cock, no need to divert. He’s been packed off to bed with no supper, apparently ;) [/quote]

                Actually I was more than likely out on the piss when you posted this, unlike you who’s whipped and has to stay at home like a dweeb.

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