Not read it what’s it’s about
It’s a fairytale story about some no mark wind up chubster fan who is very jealous and bitter about his beloved sport going down the pon. During this time, despite all the negative comments from the press, media and sad little worrier chubsters, the wendy ball club slowly but surely became the best supported sporting team in town. Yes, the usual array of red and white that was seen across the lovely borough of wigan, is now blue and white, oh my!.
The chubsty wubsters are not happy at all and jump on their mobility scooters and make their way to last orders to get their cheap cigs and plan how they could stop the blue and white steamroller.
One sad little pimply faced chubster, sudders, who had just made his weekly trip to brocol house, said, I know what I’ll do, I’ll take my elegren top off and sign in to the wendy ball’s fans forum and pretend I’m one of them.
“Tha con’t do that” shouted Norweb Nora, “they are far more inteligunt thun us und thers far moower of um”
I’ll be ok grinned Sudders, as he removed his incontinent nappy and waved it about his head like darth vader’s light sabre, only his “sabre” smelled of ammonia.
Off he trudged to his boarded up maisonette, somewhere in the Platt Bridge area of Wigan.
He went straight up to his room and quickly signed on to the CL fans forum whilst at the same time, wishing he had left his incontinent nappy on. He had worked himself up to a dithering frenzy and now his primark 3/4 length jeans also were very wet and smelled of ammonia.
off he typed….Hi I’m Sudworth and support Wgian At litex…..
To be continued……..
From Matlock to ManU
What a journey!