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McCarthy’s double last weekend reminded me of a story a mate told me recently. ”I was out with my mate at the weekend. He hadn’t scored in a while, but ended up pulling two girls in the same night. I said to him, “Just like buses”. He said, “Yeah, you wait ages and then two come along at once”. I said, “No, those women, they look like buses”.
McCarthy’s double last weekend reminded me of a story a mate told me recently. ”I was out with my mate at the weekend. He hadn’t scored in a while, but ended up pulling two girls in the same night. I said to him, “Just like buses”. He said, “Yeah, you wait ages and then two come along at once”. I said, “No, those women, they look like buses”.Did either of them have a decent top deck?
I bet Peter Kay’s sh*ting himself!In ‘Smyths’, buying presents for the kids, and looking at the shelves where there were Army Tanks and next to them there were ‘Star Wars’ mini planets, I said to the dragon, “Should we go for the special Egyptian offer then?”
“The special Egyptian offer?” She said, puzzled.
Me: ” Yeah, Two-Tank and a moon”. **
Classic. :P
** Tuhtankhamen, for anybody who doesnt get it.
McCarthy’s double last weekend reminded me of a story a mate told me recently. ”I was out with my mate at the weekend. He hadn’t scored in a while, but ended up pulling two girls in the same night. I said to him, “Just like buses”. He said, “Yeah, you wait ages and then two come along at once”. I said, “No, those women, they look like buses”.Before I had even read half of this I knew exactly what was going to be said.. Yawnville.
McCarthy’s double last weekend reminded me of a story a mate told me recently. ”I was out with my mate at the weekend. He hadn’t scored in a while, but ended up pulling two girls in the same night. I said to him, “Just like buses”. He said, “Yeah, you wait ages and then two come along at once”. I said, “No, those women, they look like buses”.
Before I had even read half of this I knew exactly what was going to be said.. Yawnville.[/quote]
Thats because you are special.
I bet Peter Kay’s sh*ting himself!
In ‘Smyths’, buying presents for the kids, and looking at the shelves where there were Army Tanks and next to them there were ‘Star Wars’ mini planets, I said to the dragon, “Should we go for the special Egyptian offer then?”
“The special Egyptian offer?” She said, puzzled.
Me: ” Yeah, Two-Tank and a moon”. **
Classic. :P
** Tuhtankhamen, for anybody who doesn’t get it.[/quote]
The worst jokes are those that you have to explain. A bit like a pish poor impersonator who tells you who the person is that they are going to impersonate……..”and lets see what Harold Wilson thinks about this” type of comment. :dry:
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What a journey!McCarthy’s double last weekend reminded me of a story a mate told me recently. ”I was out with my mate at the weekend. He hadn’t scored in a while, but ended up pulling two girls in the same night. I said to him, “Just like buses”. He said, “Yeah, you wait ages and then two come along at once”. I said, “No, those women, they look like buses”.
Before I had even read half of this I knew exactly what was going to be said.. Yawnville.[/quote]
Thats because you are special.[/quote]
Thank you. :woohoo:
Wish everyone would stop papping on about this Mayan business.
They said we would be at the end of our life cycle come 21/12/2012.
Guess what the last life cycle was?
Mud people roaming the earth.
Thanks but no thanks.
Wish everyone would stop papping on about this Mayan business.They said we would be at the end of our life cycle come 21/12/2012.
Guess what the last life cycle was?
Mud people roaming the earth.
Thanks but no thanks.
Hello Capt Spaulding.
Pardon??
Nobody has mentioned the Mayans and their calender on this thread.. Or hav I completely missed the point??
B)
Wish everyone would stop papping on about this Mayan business.They said we would be at the end of our life cycle come 21/12/2012.
Guess what the last life cycle was?
Mud people roaming the earth.
Thanks but no thanks.
Eh?!
Wish everyone would stop papping on about this Mayan business.
They said we would be at the end of our life cycle come 21/12/2012.
Guess what the last life cycle was?
Mud people roaming the earth.
Thanks but no thanks.
Eh?![/quote]
Glad I’m not the only one!! :)
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