Get a guy on board, sign him on Thursday and tell every one to keep it all a secret until teams are announced 30 minutes before ko, then tell everyone he is a full back but tell him to pretend to be a striker. He scores 2 goals.
The oppo have never heard of him so have no plan to silence him, in fact they are even more confused than the travelling fans. The fans haventaclue who he is so can’t be critical before they’ve seen him ……. ‘who the eff’??
Expect not to know someone on saturday. Evidence based research proves it works.