Came across this

On Vital sums up the darkside

This guide is how to voice your frustrations when you’re not happy with a result. Irrespective of performance, it’s results that count, forget the actual game and moan using our new patented formula. Ignore your dictionaries, Debate is about restating the same point time and time again, until people get so sick of telling you that you’re wrong, they just let you have your say unopposed, and if nobody says it’s wrong, it must be right ! Eventually we will be right.

We have created this handy guide for starting a “debate”. We call it that to annoy those that are really debating. It helps if you disguise the fact that this is formulaic moaning by using some different words if you roll the same number twice in quick succession.
All You do is simply roll a 10 sided dice (Ask a geek for one) and start a thread with the corresponding statement. For extra “debate” do it several times in quick succession , making several threads at once, particularly after a defeat. This is particularly satisfying when you’re very annoyed at a result.

1) The lack of warchest
2) The worst manager in the premier league
3) The win/loss ratio
4) How I keep saying we’re doomed, and nobody listens to me.
5) My love of 4-4-2
6) how much I hate (see page 2 for name selection details)
7) How much Dave Whelan robbed “my” club
8) How great the clapped out Springfield park was compared to the 25K all seater DW
9) Why haven’t we bought (see page 2 for names), it shows we lack ambition.
10) Pick on a random player and call him not fit to wear the shirt (pick whoever got man of the match last time out, for extra dissident kudos. Or pick somebody that didn’t play for extra irony)

In response to any claims that youre wrong, just roll a standard 6 sided dice, and pick out a response from below. Pay particular attention to ignoring any reasoning as to why you’re wrong. You can optionally just restate the original point instead, being careful to not add any extra justification. Justifying the point gives “them” chance to prove you wrong in new ways.

1) “you just don’t get it”
2) We’re going down, I already told you
3) How much better Steve Bruce was. (Just roll again if anybody picks up on the contradiction that you wanted rid yourself.)
4) Call them happy clappers or deluded
5) Pick out a random player and declare him the saviour of the club, (this works particularly well if he’s on the bench, or left and can’t actually get on the pitch to prove you wrong.)
6) Just Change the subject completely, starting a thread within a thread with a new reroll of the 10 sided dice.

Other random strategies. Drop at will into random threads.

Quote another dissidents post as the most sensible thing you’ve ever read.
Suddenly declare you support your team in a huge gesture and get behind the lads for a couple of weeks.
Use Capitals.
Insert masses of exclamation marks or the little picture things
Predict massive stuffings in the prediction threads.

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Martinez – never been relegated, never been sacked.

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