Come on UTD!!!

I’ll give you a couple of stats:

It takes only 12 muscles to smile, but a complete and utter twat to revel in his teams shortfalls.

Moaning whinging people have 96% less sex than happy smiling people, and what they do have is with themselves, and when they’ve done it they just think that they could have done it better and what’s the point really.

And finally, statistically, statisticians calculate more statistics about the statistical relevance of statistics, than any other statistics they do statistical calculations for, statistically of course.

Stats dont lie……….I’m still waiting ..

Statistically, people spend more time waiting than listening to Michael Boltons greatest hits.

Now what does that tell us Mr Brownlife, it tells us nothing we really needed to be reminded of, so what’s the point in statistics really?

Stats may not lie, but they also don’t tell the complete story, stories go like this:

Once upon a time, there was a sad and lonely man, he used to have lots of friends, but over time they realised he was a mithering old twat, so they fired him off sharpish. He wondered what to do with his time, so he started going to theme parks and going on the rides, but that was far too much fun, and statistically, there is more chance if dying on a ride, than all his friends forgiving him and coming round for a drink, so he stopped doing that. Instead he started thinking of all the things that annoyed him, and telling people about them, this was fine at first, he was really contented, until watchdog told him that they weren’t accepting any more if his letters, as 46% of their staff had gone off sick with depression and suicidal thoughts. He just didn’t know what to do, a bit like Roberto Martinez, his hero. So he decided that he would vent his frustrations on an Internet forum, and he really was happy at last, as long as the team kept dropping points, then mr Brownlife had a reason to live, just lately he was getting anxious though, as performances were picking up, and it was only a matter of time before the team absolutely walloped somebody, he prayed and prayed that this wouldn’t happen, because he would look so stupid in front of all his new friends. Eventually the team did start winning some games, unfortunately it wasn’t enough to keep them in the bestest league in the world, and mr Brownlife was proved right, oh how he couldn’t wait to go on the forum and tell everyone what a wise and clever man he was, but a terrible thing had happened, the forum wasnt there anymore, the little team had completely collapsed and gone into administration due to massive overspending on players wages like kevin phillips and poor revenues.
Mr Brownlife went back to his little brown house on brown st and killed himself with a cocktail of paracetamol and humble pie, and everybody else lived happily ever after. The end.

But isn’t that the wonder of football – it’s just so unpredicatable. We’ve recently failed to win some winnable games but what’s to say we won’t win some un-winnable games in the near future.

Look at last season , hadn’t won back to back games under Bob but have to win back to back games in the last two to stay up. We didn’t have a prayer did we ?

If football was so predictable all us ” football experts ” would be cleaning up at the bookies every week.

You do realise this “statistically unquestionable” is wrong don’t you. Maybe that’s what’s hampering responses.

Statistically we don’t win so we are goosed !!!

What I don’t get is why some on here think that I am pissed off when we win ???? Yes we have improved a bit of late but we still cant convert the chances we are now making and that is very frustrating to watch ! Also I don’t get these gloating accusations that are flying around ?? I certainly don’t gloat when we underachieve ! What I will say is that it took RM a long time to realize that the 4-5-1 didn’t work. Something that many of us had a problem with ! Playing wing backs is a much better option than shoving your strikers out wide which is what he did many times ! All we can do now is hope that we start finding the back of the net a bit more because you need goals to survive ! Obvious statement that maybe but not to some ! As for paying players wages, I contribute to that now via my season ticket purchase do I not ? For someone to say fuck off and support someone else because I show concern for our shortcomings is quite frankly ludicrous ! To sit back and accept anything that happens regardless because of blind faith is worse in my book ! Any relegation is detrimental to a club financially and can have long term problems arising but to sit there and say it doesn’t matter because I’m behind the team is counter-productive surly ! Would some of these ” Proper fans ” still go to games if we got tonked every single week ? Not many I would say !!