Interesting London fact, given our wonderful trip to the capital,
Big Ben was originally going to be called Big Bob, but it didn’t have the same ring to it.
John Terry hasn’t banged anybody’s wife since Thursday.
The Olympics are the most exciting thing to happen in London since the riots, but they will cost more, and ironically there will be lots of black people running around looking for gold or silver.
London is where president cameron lives with his boyfriend, and the river Thames is the longest river in the world that goes past craven cottage, where there is a tribute to celebrity paedophile Michael ‘heeeeee heeeeeee’ Jackson.