Kit designers remit

To make every player on the team look like the captain at first glance, have you seen arsenals new kit? It’s a ploy, when a rash challenge goes in, the ref thinks twice if he thinks it’s the captain, it must be in the designers remit, every conceivable advantage exploited, so what did utd say to their designer? Make them all looks the utter twats they are? Or, we’re thinking a gay rob Roy?