After the City game The GM Police have announced that there are quite a number of items in lost property.
5000 babies dummies were found in and around the away end with a further 40-50 in the away dressing room. A faulty watch running around 3 minutes out of sync was also found in the officials changing room. A designer nappy with the name Kun was also found along with a Kung foo manual inscribed with ‘This is the property of Fabian Delph’. A pair of underpants with a Spanish Omelette type skid mark and bloodied hanky were also found in Peps area.
There were also thousands of chips found and Police are really worried because these need to be attached back to the owners shoulders asap.
They also have a stock of 5000 printed maps with the location of the DW stadium that were found around the South, East & West stands in non-season ticket holder seats. Police are particularly keen to reunite their owners with these maps before 3pm on Saturday.