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    JaytJayt
    Chairman

      BEST LAWYER / INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE, AND POSSIBLY THE CENTURY

      This took place in Charlotte North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.

      Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

      In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost ‘in a series of small fires.’The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued and WON!

      (Stay with me.)

      Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable ‘fire’ and was obligated to pay the claim.

      Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars that perished in the ‘fires’.

      NOW FOR THE BEST PART…

      After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

      This true story won First Place in last year’s Criminal Lawyers Award
      contest.

      ONLY IN AMERICA … NO WONDER THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS THEY ARE NUTS! ____________

      FA Cup Winners 2013, sounds good that

      #94107

      Brilliant, I f**king hate lawyers!

      #94108
      Anonymous

        :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

        crying here me, that’s the funniest story ive heard on here…………

        well 2nd after lotp talking about attendances :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

        #94142
        The EggThe Egg
        Player

          Is a few years old that tale. It’s my favourite story to tell about how thick Yanks are.

          #94160
          SilenceSilence
          Player

            Not saying owt – but there’s a site called “hoax-slayer.com”.

            Just search in the box at the top right for “cigar” “arson”. ;)

            Very good site for looking at when you get one of those e-mails that say “Microsoft have just issued a warning this morning…” or “if someone asks to borrow your phone and credit card details, and call 187648362889900 be careful”….

            #94170

            Yes, i’m afraid it’s a very old one and a very false one.

            #94174
            The EggThe Egg
            Player
              Yes, i’m afraid it’s a very old one and a very false one.

              Don’t tell me that. You’ll be saying Father Christmas aint real next.

              #94175

              Yes, i’m afraid it’s a very old one and a very false one.

              Don’t tell me that. You’ll be saying Father Christmas aint real next.[/quote]

              Don’t even go there. We have an increasingly street-wise 8-year old here who is starting to raise eyebrows whenever Father Christmas is mentioned. :ohmy:

              #94182
              SilenceSilence
              Player

                My daughter plays the “I’m not sure if Father Christmas exists or not – but while I believe I still get presents” game.

                She’s 28.

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