It is fact that people over middle age are on a ladder towards death ;)
James my boy, everyone is on a ladder towards death from the minute they’re born.
It’s one of life’s great certainties, along with a Midlands club fighting relegation every year, Roberto wearing brown shoes, and Natdan appearing when Wigan have lost.
incidentally, am I the only one who’d never heard the name Tinie Tempah before the Brits?