The official cock measuring thread

[Tony]

Name: JohnDoe
Age: 35
Supporter of latics: 43 years
Favourite player: Maurice Whittle
Worst player: any 2011-2012
Best manager: Roberto Martinez
Worst manager: Roberto Martinez
Games attended: 7
Away towns visited with intention of attending but not actually making it to the ground: 653
Size of penis: irrelevant

[Anonymous]

I think you spelt it wrong

5 floppy

[StandishWalker]

I’ll go next, but will you promise to warm your hands up first?

[Anonymous]

Congratulations you have won the award for januarys most stupid post :cheer: considering you had competion from Griff & his LIGHTSIDE troopers you have done very well goodpost

[Tony]

Wipwapmon, as you have neither a cock nor a brain, your input to this thread should be nil, same as all the others you post on then eh?

[Sammy]

Congratulations you have won the award for januarys most stupid post

No, that award has gone to you by an overwhelming majority. Select any one from many.

Do the punctuation keys on your keyboard not work? Just wondering like.

[Anonymous]

No :P goodpost goodpost goodpost goodpost goodpost goodpost

[Tony]

Standish, no need to warm the hands up, just lie! It’s an Internet forum, no one will know ;)
It’s easy, for instance, I have a BA Hons Degree in mindless arson and the inevitable consequences, and can run a mile in under 3 minutes whilst trying to put my fingers out.

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