BREAKING NEWS.
You heard it first here.
“EFL have just announced that Wigan Athletic have been deducted 6 points; reasons will be released when they have been formulated”.
A leak suggests that it is because they have survived relegation, but the EFL are trying to reword that.
Whoever said the EFL don’t like us?
PRESS RELEASE.
Update.
“EFL announce Wigan have been deducted 6 points after the new rule 13, section c, has been invoked. It states “no team shall survive relegation by losing a game. Appeals can be made, Barnsley, Rochdale and Northampton are welcome to attend”.
Remember folks, I’m doing you a favour. I’m 11 hours ahead of you, so I get to hear the news before it happens in the UK.