Apparently, the West’s wanted planning permission to build a conservatory.
The council bloke came and had a look, and stood there with a clipboard in his hand said, “Sorry, but you can’t build one”.
Fred West said “Can we not appeal?”
To which the council bloke said “You’ve not got a leg to stand on”.
Fred West said “yeah we have. There’s one there, one over here, and another couple just under that bush”. :lol: