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In a modest 3-bedroom bungalow in Hindley Green, a small runt of a boy, destined for a life of mediocrity and ridicule, was born on this day in history.
Anyone wishing to join him in celebration of this historic occasion is more than welcome to do so, provided they meet the following criteria:-
a) they can work out which Manchester city centre pub he will be in
b) they are sporting only a black cashmere scarf, brown shoes, a pink carnation and a huge erection, announcing their arrival with the words: “One big one up-front is the future, all hail Roberto Martinez”In a modest 3-bedroom bungalow in Hindley Green, a small runt of a boy, destined for a life of mediocrity and ridicule, was born on this day in history.Anyone wishing to join him in celebration of this historic occasion is more than welcome to do so, provided they meet the following criteria:-
a) they can work out which Manchester city centre pub he will be in
b) they are sporting only a black cashmere scarf, brown shoes, a pink carnation and a huge erection, announcing their arrival with the words: “One big one up-front is the future, all hail Roberto Martinez”I think Manchester could be the problem there ;)
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Close. It is a Wetherspoons :?b) Will a red carnation do ?
If it is accompanied by the other entry criteria, I’d gladly accept a red rather than pink carnation :Db) Will a red carnation do ?
If it is accompanied by the other entry criteria, I’d gladly accept a red rather than pink carnation :D [/quote]Just read it again, what size is considered huge ? I think a flasher mack might be needed in order to get served and avoid arrest.
b) Will a red carnation do ?
If it is accompanied by the other entry criteria, I’d gladly accept a red rather than pink carnation :D [/quote]Just read it again, what size is considered huge ? I think a flasher mack might be needed in order to get served and avoid arrest.[/i]
It’s all relative, I suppose. Just making any kind of effort would probably suffice
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