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9 January 2015 at 12:57 pm #1380949 January 2015 at 1:53 pm #138096
In no particular order here is my take on the ‘Infamous Five’
Mate of mine did some work for Gary Neville and he tried to spark up a conversation with him only to be told ” I am paying you to do a job not talk ” Sounds like a right cunt to me!
Lampard isn’t fat but his ‘Ring kissing’ ( Make of that what you will! ) does tend to get on opposition fan’s nerves, especially when he is kissing it in front of them in the 94th minute after scoring the winner!
Beckham’s ok I suppose but Fergie had the measure of him and curtailed his ‘Brand Bandwagon’ before it got out of hand!
Bale has always had a look of Zoonie the Lazoon off ‘Fireball XL5’ and got ridiculed even before he rose to the top of the pile! Lots of players get lampooned, it’s what football fans do to ease the boredom when their team is playing shite, it’s just that our lot are not very good at it!
As for Crouch, he is gonna get ridicule for his height and awkward playing style! Also, let’s not forget the ‘Monica Mint’ story that surfaced just after yet another England failure in a major comp!
9 January 2015 at 2:32 pm #138097Bale has always had a look of Zoonie the Lazoon off ‘Fireball XL5’ and got ridiculed even before he rose to the top of the pile!As for Crouch, he is gonna get ridicule for his height
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, eh?
9 January 2015 at 2:52 pm #138098Bale has always had a look of Zoonie the Lazoon off ‘Fireball XL5’ and got ridiculed even before he rose to the top of the pile!
As for Crouch, he is gonna get ridicule for his height
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, eh?[/quote]
I am perfect in every way! ;)
9 January 2015 at 3:15 pm #138099Bale has always had a look of Zoonie the Lazoon off ‘Fireball XL5’ and got ridiculed even before he rose to the top of the pile!
As for Crouch, he is gonna get ridicule for his height
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, eh?[/quote]
I am perfect in every way! ;)[/quote]
9 January 2015 at 3:23 pm #138101Here’s my take on them, with assorted name drops inserted:
I’ve met Gary Neville several times through work (CLANG) and I’ve always found him to be a decent bloke, however, I can confirm his dad is an absolute tool.
I briefly chatted with Lampard and John Terry (CLANG, CLANG) at the Hilton hotel in Athens prior to their match against Olympiakos as they knew the people I was with. Both were really chatty and seemed decent enough. (Incidentally, the people I was with were Walter Smith and Ally McCoist… CLANG, CLANG)
Beckham: never met him, but I had lunch with his mum, sister and Ashley Cole’s mum (CLANG-ish) in Katowice, Poland, then sat with them for the England game. Which was nice.
Never met Bale, but I’d be happy to look like a monkey for the amount of money he’s earning.
Crouch: I used to work with Portsmouth. He always said hello or good morning, and was one of the most approachable of the players they had. Again, seemed like a decent lad. His wife once sat on the row in front of me at a game and she spend the entire match with her head down, texting.
9 January 2015 at 4:42 pm #138102Here’s my take on them, with assorted name drops inserted:I’ve met Gary Neville several times through work (CLANG) and I’ve always found him to be a decent bloke, however, I can confirm his dad is an absolute tool.
I briefly chatted with Lampard and John Terry (CLANG, CLANG) at the Hilton hotel in Athens prior to their match against Olympiakos as they knew the people I was with. Both were really chatty and seemed decent enough. (Incidentally, the people I was with were Walter Smith and Ally McCoist… CLANG, CLANG)
Beckham: never met him, but I had lunch with his mum, sister and Ashley Cole’s mum (CLANG-ish) in Katowice, Poland, then sat with them for the England game. Which was nice.
Never met Bale, but I’d be happy to look like a monkey for the amount of money he’s earning.
Crouch: I used to work with Portsmouth. He always said hello or good morning, and was one of the most approachable of the players they had. Again, seemed like a decent lad. His wife once sat on the row in front of me at a game and she spend the entire match with her head down, texting.
Can you keep the noise down please, you clanging bastard!
9 January 2015 at 10:59 pm #138111Not a bad article Griff, pity you had, you had, you had, to spoil it with a bit of the old Fred Elliott’s in the Frank Lampard bit.
What have I told you about getting your mates to proof read your work, a said what have I told you……. :P :lol:
From Matlock to ManU
What a journey!10 January 2015 at 12:16 am #138116A few more
Stanley Victor Collymore Woman beating doggin enthusiast and all round gobshite who deserves being pilloried
Rodney (I hate Wigan) Marsh Bitter and twisted old fossil who was always in the shadow of a proper player in George Best. Pilloring not good enough for this arseole, the stocks at Standish would be better.
Kevin Francis Leg breaking lanky streak of piss and total pain in the rear every time he played against us. Talentless nirk who only seemed to shine against the Tics. Feel free to pillory the tool as much as you like.
Tony Philliskirk Noblot, no other reason required whatsoever.
Joey Barton Stereotype Scoucer and all round thug who thinks he is Mike Tyson. Again deserves all he gets
BTW fil loved the Bale and Zoonie likeness, pissed misen :lol: :lol:
10 January 2015 at 12:33 am #138118A few moreStanley Victor Collymore Woman beating doggin enthusiast and all round gobshite who deserves being pilloried
Rodney (I hate Wigan) Marsh Bitter and twisted old fossil who was always in the shadow of a proper player in George Best. Pilloring not good enough for this arseole, the stocks at Standish would be better.
Kevin Francis Leg breaking lanky streak of piss and total pain in the rear every time he played against us. Talentless nirk who only seemed to shine against the Tics. Feel free to pillory the tool as much as you like.
Tony Philliskirk Noblot, no other reason required whatsoever.
Joey Barton Stereotype Scoucer and all round thug who thinks he is Mike Tyson. Again deserves all he gets
BTW fil loved the Bale and Zoonie likeness, pissed misen :lol: :lol:
The cartoon geezer from the Gorilaz is more like him, top right
From Matlock to ManU
What a journey!10 January 2015 at 12:45 am #138119Most of the fools on a certain commercial talk radio station
Hate stan and Saggs or whatever his name is – Stan just shouts his opinions as does the other bloke and it all starts to irritate.
10 January 2015 at 12:52 am #138120All this talk of other teams footballers and no mention of our own.
Wayne step over entwistle
Gary Teale
Emile Heskey
Jordi Gomez (don’t think he’s getting the same from the mackems)
Danny LandzaatI’m sure there’s others even Don Page and Kevin Langley took some stick, always a scapegoat at Latics and someone to castigate in public even when every single player on the pitch was useless.
10 January 2015 at 12:55 am #138121All this talk of other teams footballers and no mention of our own.Wayne step over entwistle
Gary Teale
Emile Heskey
Jordi Gomez (don’t think he’s getting the same from the mackems)
Danny LandzaatI’m sure there’s others even Don Page and Kevin Langley took some stick, always a scapegoat at Latics and someone to castigate in public even when every single player on the pitch was useless.
Only you Tez could turn this thread into slagging our own off :lol: :lol: :lol:
10 January 2015 at 1:14 am #138122Haha no I’m not – I’m just saying were as bad if not worse for calling our own players!
As it happens I’ve pretty much stuck for ever player on that list bar Entwistle.
I think you’ll find I’m the one person on here who has stuck up for our players. It’s the manager I think who’s a cnut.10 January 2015 at 1:05 pm #138123Not a bad article Griff, pity you had, you had, you had, to spoil it with a bit of the old Fred Elliott’s in the Frank Lampard bit.What have I told you about getting your mates to proof read your work, a said what have I told you……. :P :lol:
Oh, did I, did I? ;)
I was a bit up against the clock this week, so it was all a bit rushed. Thanks for the heads up, though Filmoss will be on your case – it’s usually him that points out my proofing errors.
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