A few unanswered questions.

After reading VAT 69’s excellent post about his past history of watching The Latics, I started to think of a few things from my time of watching The Latics.
One or two things have been left unanswered over the years.
Have a read through and see if you can relate to anything.

Is Jerome Welch the only Latics fan from Anderton Mill?
Did anyone ever get aids off Kill Kenyon?
Did Stafford ever ge’rome?
Is Gordon Milne a Sir? (wayo,wayo)
Were all the opposition always pickin praters?
Has the ball ever geet snow on it?
Has a forward ever bin a thripenny bus ride offside?
How many Torquay rejects have played against us?
Did Mickey Mouse wear a John Beck watch?
Why did I always have to sit next to Mr Calderbank?
Shitting bricks when mi big brother got clouted at Christie Park?
Has that fire gone out at The Giant Axe yet?
Were Fleetwood as hard as everyone made out?
Did anyone else bawk when Johnny Rogers banged in th’equaliser at Wembley?
Who broke up the Scarborough rock and clod it back at them?
Why were Mickey Worswicks legs so hairy?
Painting the car park numbers on, and getting a season ticket as payment?
Did Ged really have a ham shank on the back of the 113?
Moony,Moony,Moony,Moony,Moony, where’s Moony?
Can you still get them blue disabled chariots?
Has Denis Reeves kept his split boot?
Did Port Vale really come into our end armed with pepper?
Were the nets really onion bags ?
Did Colin Methven really have Wierd Arms ?
Why was there three, in the famous two man kop ?
Did Alty’s red red robin ever get shot ?
Did we ever find out who hung the monkey ?
Did the piemon ever eat anything else, and how much pie can get stuck in his whiskers
Why was Sammy Seal our mascot; did he get lost up the River Douglas ?
How many goals did Billy the Fish save ?
Did that Preston mon, Mike Norbury, ever get the splinters out of his arse ?
See how they ran, the Border Carlisle Firm !
Does Lee Koo really have a chippy in Skem ?
How old was Tina, at the time Mr Shilton ?
Was Kevin Langley really gay?
Was Jimmy Rimmer really as good as that old bloke by the exits used to say he was?
Did the lucky walk work?
Did Granville and Norman ever go past the halfway line?
Is it true that Dave Cusack’s ‘got no sack’?
Did anyone ever shoot the little bugle boy from PNE?.
WAS Gorby a latics mon.
Is the Sherpa Van still going strong?
The Three Amigos.
Jesus well and truly was a Wiganer!!
Was Springy ever the biggest ground in the country?
Did Tommy Tickle run on the pitch at Newcastle in 1953 and give the ref his glasses.
Where has the smell of the autumn match night, under the Springy floodlights gone ? The sweet smell of rough cut shag; Ah wintergreen !
Did Bobby Todd ever have elastic in his socks ?
Roll out the orange ball, it’s snowing !
Did all the Junior Latics live in that caravan?
Was the Hereford timewarp skinhead really called Mufty?
Has that bloke who always stood in his shirt sleeves in the rain stopped coming now because he can’t get wet?
Can anyone remember that mon with the pipe bacci that stunk of Urine?
Did Ian Clements ever grow?
Why did Carlisle fans always fight with themselves?
Why did Billy Sutherland look 50 when he was 20?
Who did chuck that dart at Northwich?
Did the Pompey lot really chuck half bricks in snowballs?
Who’s still got a Wigan: Ace Of Clubs sew-on patch?
Did we really walk with a wiggle and talk with a squawk, doin the Wigan Boot Walk
Wigan Boys we are here ! So how many women, from the opposition, did we really shag, and did we ever drink all their beer ?
Were the famous two man kop really guilty; of christening North End, Nob End ?
Changing ends at half time, and nicking opposing fans scarfs.