Behold the day for this Winters Tale, we welcome the thespians from Brentford. They have left their Merry Wives of Winsor to perform on our royal stage, the DW stadium with its carpet fit for a King Lear.
This will not be a Comedy of Errors for they will rehearse their acts while feasting within a local Henry’s Table. As they devour their 8 courses they will wave their limbs in the air as they roll on the ground and pat the floor to suitably raise their drama. Richard will not need to repeat his feat for a second time as Latics, led by Antony & Cleapatra on the wing will duel Measure For Measure and reduce their attacks to Much Ado About Nothing.
At the end of the game, our Twelfth Night, it will be All’s Well That Ends Well and not Love’s Labour’s Lost for we will have witnessed a Taming of the …… Bees
The curtain shall fall
Up the FuCooking Tics!