Can’t quite tell if you’re taking the piss here or not, you probably are and I’m falling for it. But I’m going to say this anyway.
Gareth Bale since January has been absolutely shocking, awful 3 months of football his nominations are hilarious.
Nasri another who’s been ‘missing’ since January.
Although, Wilshere a little slime ball, who I and most others hate. He’s been top notch all season and has been so far ahead of the other nominees it’s untrue. Seamus Coleman probably deserves runner up.
As for PFA player of the season. Got to be Scott Parker, and by a country mile too, from those nominations.