Bob’s Gone

Hurrah! By Jove he’s got it! He’s finally admitted he’s infantile.

Now that’s what I’ve been trying to coax out of you for God knows how many posts! You know, like fighting fire with fire?

I knew the penny would drop eventually. Of course I was dangling the worm and you bit every time.

Now finally, what I could have said to you at the very beginning is something my old mam used to say.

“If you’ve nothing good to say, say nothing at all”

But of course if I’d said that at the beginning, no doubt you’d have quipped with an infantile comment wouldn’t you? ;)

Catch my drift?

You’ve become boring now, Rodger.

BTW Roger is spelt without a “D”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_the_Dodger

Rule 1 – don’t try to “take on” moderators

Well no, it wasn’t funny. Apart from the two halfwits that kept “thanking you” for your posts, I would imagine that nobody at all found it remotely funny. I think that was Salford’s point. I like a wind-up as much as the next man, but that was right up (down?) there with the shittest we’ve even seen on here.

1st rule of comedy – don’t laugh at your own jokes, particularly if they’re not funny.

Glad you enjoyed yourself though, at least you kept the two chimps amused.

I’ve seen funnier car crashes, what a load of absolute shite.

Griff, you want a kick in the balls for keeping the thread going, you must be bored mate.

And Rodger, before you start, Fuck off.

Well no, it wasn’t funny. Apart from the two halfwits that kept “thanking you” for your posts, I would imagine that nobody at all found it remotely funny. I think that was Salford’s point. I like a wind-up as much as the next man, but that was right up (down?) there with the shittest we’ve even seen on here.

1st rule of comedy – don’t laugh at your own jokes, particularly if they’re not funny.

Glad you enjoyed yourself though, at least you kept the two chimps amused.[/quote]

Yes, I thoroughly did enjoy it. Watching you squirm now has made it all worthwhile. You probably do like a wind up, providing the jokes not on you of course.

1st rule of comedy? Where in the thread did I tell any jokes? merely chortling to oneself does not constitute telling a joke. I was chuckling at the fact that you are the joke. Nerves have well and truly been touched there Biff.

I see you are still insulting other users on this site. Hey ho, my words of wisdom certainly have not taken root in your head, nor are they likely to either judging by this hissyfit

Well no, it wasn’t funny. Apart from the two halfwits that kept “thanking you” for your posts, I would imagine that nobody at all found it remotely funny. I think that was Salford’s point. I like a wind-up as much as the next man, but that was right up (down?) there with the shittest we’ve even seen on here.

1st rule of comedy – don’t laugh at your own jokes, particularly if they’re not funny.

Glad you enjoyed yourself though, at least you kept the two chimps amused.[/quote]

Yes, I thoroughly did enjoy it. Watching you squirm now has made it all worthwhile. You probably do like a wind up, providing the jokes not on you of course.

1st rule of comedy? Where in the thread did I tell any jokes? merely chortling to oneself does not constitute telling a joke. I was chuckling at the fact that you are the joke. Nerves have well and truly been touched there Biff.

I see you are still insulting other users on this site. Hey ho, my words of wisdom certainly have not taken root in your head, nor are they likely to either judging by this hissyfit[/quote]

Squirming? Hissyfit? Right, OK.

The wife has just read the whole of this thread because she couldn’t understand why I kept shaking my head at the screen and looking puzzled. Her conclusion is that you probably have a little knob.

Done now, last response that.[/quote]

Ha ha, nice one Biff. That’s right, she must mean you, hanging on to my every word.
Thanks for the last couple of days, its been fun.
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