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Speaking of Corrie, I’d do that ‘Windass’ woman.
that is horrible….. rather do Liz[/quote]
Do you know who they are on about Zoggy? You defo wud! Especially you with some of the dregs you’ve been with ;)
carol vorderman now theres a cracker had many a wet dream over herI suppose they have to be older (quite a bit older) than you to quality but I also fancied Carol Vorderman. That was until she appeared on Question Time not too long ago. What an opinionated bitch she is. Toys well and truly out of the pram should anyone dare express a view different to hers.
Servicing Carol would be a nightmare. You’re doing it wrong. That’s not right. The wrong angle. Wrong tempo. Don’t do it that way, it’s not in accordance with the Second Law of Thermodynamics or something.No thanks.
carol vorderman now theres a cracker had many a wet dream over her
I suppose they have to be older (quite a bit older) than you to quality but I also fancied Carol Vorderman. That was until she appeared on Question Time not too long ago. What an opinionated bitch she is. Toys well and truly out of the pram should anyone dare express a view different to hers.
Servicing Carol would be a nightmare. You’re doing it wrong. That’s not right. The wrong angle. Wrong tempo. Don’t do it that way, it’s not in accordance with the Second Law of Thermodynamics or something.No thanks.[/quote]
Oh I don’t know Sammy….
climb on, call her ‘Trixie’ and then strap in for the ride of your life
:shock:
Toys well and truly out of the pram should anyone dare express a view different to hers.
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Hmmm, does she post on here and if so, who is she?
“The windass woman…Yes! for an older one”
That’s good, I thought that was just me!!!
Can I chuck into the mix Coleen Nolan, Britt Eckland, Amanda Burton, the bird that used to do the Tixylix advert & another one from an advert where some girl brings her boyfriend home to meet her mum & then has a sulk coz he say’s “your mum’s nice”
I get the impression I’ve been thinking about this way too much!!!
carol vorderman now theres a cracker had many a wet dream over her
I suppose they have to be older (quite a bit older) than you to quality but I also fancied Carol Vorderman. That was until she appeared on Question Time not too long ago. What an opinionated bitch she is. Toys well and truly out of the pram should anyone dare express a view different to hers.
Servicing Carol would be a nightmare. You’re doing it wrong. That’s not right. The wrong angle. Wrong tempo. Don’t do it that way, it’s not in accordance with the Second Law of Thermodynamics or something.No thanks.[/quote]
Oh I don’t know Sammy….
climb on, call her ‘Trixie’ and then strap in for the ride of your life
:shock: [/quote]
Of course, I can say all that uncomfortable in the knowledge that it will never happen.
However, should someone knock on my door tonight in fishnets, suspenders, high-heels and a T-shirt with “Hi, I’m Trixie” across it, I’ll let you know how I get on.Showing my age a bit here, but during my ‘formative’ years Miss Diane from Crossroads did it for me everytime.
I’ll bet Benny used to crack a few out thinking of her too!
Showing my age a bit here, but during my ‘formative’ years Miss Diane from Crossroads did it for me everytime.I’ll bet Benny used to crack a few out thinking of her too!
:lol: :lol: :lol: …..What about that young bint out of dallas
Showing my age a bit here, but during my ‘formative’ years Miss Diane from Crossroads did it for me everytime.I’ll bet Benny used to crack a few out thinking of her too!
There used to be an old (probably interchangeable) joke about those two:-
Diane: Benny, would you like to kiss me where it smells?
Benny: Why do we have to go Dudley, Miss Diane?Coat. On.
I don’t know……Is Dudley THAT bad?
It’s famous for two things, Duncan Edwards, and, more contemporary Lenny Henry :shock:
Priory Park, and the Priory ruins are quite nice.
I suppose they have to be older (quite a bit older) than you to quality but I also fancied Carol Vorderman. That was until she appeared on Question Time not too long ago. What an opinionated bitch she is. Toys well and truly out of the pram should anyone dare express a view different to hers.
Servicing Carol would be a nightmare. You’re doing it wrong. That’s not right. The wrong angle. Wrong tempo. Don’t do it that way, it’s not in accordance with the Second Law of Thermodynamics or something.No thanks.
Oh I don’t know Sammy….
climb on, call her ‘Trixie’ and then strap in for the ride of your life
:shock: [/quote]
Of course, I can say all that uncomfortable in the knowledge that it will never happen.
However, should someone knock on my door tonight in fishnets, suspenders, high-heels and a T-shirt with “Hi, I’m Trixie” across it, I’ll let you know how I get on.[/quote]Sammy…..
Trixie is her sisters name………………the same rule can be applied to any spouse/partner/pick-up.
Unfortunately Mrs Micky is wise to my ruse now…….. :shock:
I’ll give you a MILF,Google Images and type in Emmanuelle Beart, she’s late 40’s but jesus!!Incredibly well put that man.
http://mauritiushotelsmu.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/beart.jpg
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