Here’s a Charlie Adam story for you that I got from a very reliable source:
A few years ago Chelsea played at Ibrox in a pre-season friendly and Charlie Adam had one of his few half decent games for Rangers. After the game he swapped shirts with Frank Lampard and was boasting about how Lampard had said what a great game he’d had. Soon after, he was spotted lurking outside the Chelsea dressing room.
Lampard eventually came out and Adam asked if he’d sign his shirt. Lampard said ‘Yes, no problems’ took hold of the pen, paused, and then asked ‘What’s you name again?’
Half the Rangers squad witnessed it, pished themselves laughing, and ripped him to shreds about it for months afterwards. He didn’t find it as funny as them.