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Your watching England struggle against the hamburger munchers, Rob Green has just cost us victory and your blood pressure is at an all time high so the last thing you need is the mrs making it totally obvious she knows absolute ball all about the game. The George Cross is hung from every available space in the stadium and the blue WIGAN ATHLETIC AFC flag is in full view of the camera so in her ultimate wisdom she turns to me and says “DO YOU THINK ANYONE FROM ENGLAND WILL HAVE GONE TO WATCH THE GAME LOVE?” Now deep into the 2nd half and my stress level is thru the roof im screaming at the tele getting more and more frustrated so she quips “WHY DO THEY WEAR DIFFERENT COLOURED BOOTS? I THINK THEY WOULD LOOK MUCH NICER IF THEY HAD THE SAME COLOURED BOOTS ON” By now im suicidal and the final whistle cant come soon enough is there anyone else out there who after just one game has had to turn to their Maude and say “YOU REALLY DONT GET THIS GAME DARLING DO YOU?” :P
Not about football – i was watching something on the History Channel a few weeks back and she goes “Its rubbish this channel, same old same old, all they ever do is go on about stuff that happened in the past”. I didnt speak to her for 2 hours.
Your watching England struggle against the hamburger munchers, Rob Green has just cost us victory and your blood pressure is at an all time high so the last thing you need is the mrs making it totally obvious she knows absolute ball all about the game. The George Cross is hung from every available space in the stadium and the blue WIGAN ATHLETIC AFC flag is in full view of the camera so in her ultimate wisdom she turns to me and says “DO YOU THINK ANYONE FROM ENGLAND WILL HAVE GONE TO WATCH THE GAME LOVE?” Now deep into the 2nd half and my stress level is thru the roof im screaming at the tele getting more and more frustrated so she quips “WHY DO THEY WEAR DIFFERENT COLOURED BOOTS? I THINK THEY WOULD LOOK MUCH NICER IF THEY HAD THE SAME COLOURED BOOTS ON” By now im suicidal and the final whistle cant come soon enough is there anyone else out there who after just one game has had to turn to their Maude and say “YOU REALLY DONT GET THIS GAME DARLING DO YOU?” :PYou need to chill out mate its not as if England were ever going to win the World cup now is it ! :|
On the radio the other week some bloke e-mailed in saying he told his wife he’d bought tickets for the 20/20 World Cup.
She replied why have you bought tickets for a tournament in 10 years time……………
I asked a mate of mine who knows nothing about football to explain the offside rule by the time England V USA kicked off. His response was “Don’t try and catch me out, I know that the offside rule is different in the World Cup”.
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