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    alex_wiganAlex Whalley
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    We should give each ball boy/girl a bucket of water so that each time the ball goes out they can dip it in a bit of water, swirl it about in the bucket then hand it to dumbo with a sly grin on their faces.

    #22016
    ToplockblueRobert Blakeley
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    also keep three men up front so they have to keep 4 men back and let Kirkland to come for the ball all the time

    #22017
    bickymonbickymon
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    how about a little bit of grease on the towel ,or better still dont have any towels .

    #22019
    SwindonLaticKevin Burchall
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    Great idea :lol: Why don’t our defenders just run out when Delap goes to take his throws so Kirkland can just come and collect them?

    And in the event one of their players gets to the ball first and flicks it on, their players will be offside – unless he flicks it back of course!

    These throws cause so much bother because too many players get in the goalkeeper’s way.

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    StandishWalkerStandishWalker
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    Slight flaw in this plan Swindon….you can’t be offside from a throw-in.

    If they did change the laws of the game, it would be interesting to see if Delap kept his place in the Stoke team.

    #22024
    bickymonbickymon
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    he might have trouble with his throws on our pitch being bigger than the the one at stoke made smaller to help him with it .

    #22028
    SwindonLaticKevin Burchall
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    I know you can’t be offside from a throw in, but if you touch the ball forward after it’s been thrown in and one of your opponents is in an offside position……..

    It was a silly post, but I’m glad you took it seriously Standish.

    #22029
    StandishWalkerStandishWalker
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    Sorry Swindon, obviously didn’t read your post properly.

    And now you’ve pointed it out to me, yes it is silly.

    #22032
    SwindonLaticKevin Burchall
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    Might as well continue the “silly” theme then.

    Imagine if all our players did run out of the area, Delap launches one into the box, Kirkland catches it and we’re on the attack 10 vs 2. As long as the ball doesn’t break to Scharner surely we’re favourites to score………………

    #22033
    StandishWalkerStandishWalker
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    Kirkland coming off his line to catch it?
    Now you are being silly.

    #22034
    SwindonLaticKevin Burchall
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    We live in hope! He is 8ft 10 so he should be able to pluck those long throws out of the air with ease!

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    Anonymous
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    the way we dealt with a few balls that came in the box on saturday was very poor so hopefully we can defend a little bit better :roll:

    #22048
    JohnArkwrightjohn arkwright
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    why not give all the season ticket holders over the age of 18 a magnum then just shoot the cant just before his first throw in.
    As long as we all shout in unison.

    do ya feel lucky……………………….punk.

    #22049
    Anonymous
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    why not give all the season ticket holders over the age of 18 a magnum then just shoot the cant just before his first throw in.
    As long as we all shout in unison.

    do ya feel lucky……………………….punk.

    because the game would be abbandoned? :|

    #22055
    garswood_laticGarswood_latic
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    why not give all the season ticket holders over the age of 18 a magnum then just shoot the cant just before his first throw in.
    As long as we all shout in unison.

    do ya feel lucky……………………….punk.

    Because I’d have drunk mine before then…

    Oh … magnum… not Magners? :shock:

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