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  • #56522

    after yet another afternoon of dross from martinez and his calamity amigos, I guess there are a lot more darkside members now. MARTINEZ OUT) BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE ) :oops:

    #56532
    Bath LaticBath Latic
    Player

      can i join now

      #56534
      Vat69Vat69
      Player

        I actually think it might be too late, already.

        A change should have been made around October/November time….but no, it’s dragged on, got worse and worse, and now things are getting desperate.

        I’ve never known a club persevere with a manager like this. It’s getting to the point where the pundits are starting to take the mick out of us.

        For the love of god, please, please, PLEASE, can we do something? Sack him, or make it a ‘mutual agreement’, to save his face.

        Martinez arrived here as hot property. He’ll leave us as LOST property, with no other club willing to take a punt on him. He’s doing his career more harm than good, I reckon. Suppose he can always go back to being a pundit. Perhaps he’s better at that anyway.

        #56542

        i think the results over Christmas might have sealed our fate, too many draws and not enough of a cutting edge.

        #56561
        Bath LaticBath Latic
        Player

          i thought you ment it was too late for me to join the darkside.

          in the words of our leader, it is never too late, we will learn and must learn. Vat, you must stop making such mistakes for which we will get punished.

          I went on Saturday. one of the most miserable performances i have ever seen. I cant see the players we have improving sufficiently or a system being adopted that will get up the points we need.

          Utter cack

          #56575
          Anonymous

            There was a man in Barbados,
            He was the only one that could save us,
            I’ve got no other choice,
            He said with sad voice,
            The amigo isn’t our saviour.

            #56579

            Ahem, move over…

            The talk is all over the town
            That Bobby is taking us down
            He’ll be soon an ex-boss
            But he won’t give a toss
            As his shoes are all shiny and brown

            Scans perfectly, that does.

            #56580
            Anonymous
              Ahem, move over…

              The talk is all over the town
              That Bobby is taking us down
              He’ll be soon an ex-boss
              But he won’t give a toss
              As his shoes are all shiny and brown

              Scans perfectly, that does.

              Can see someone starting a whole new thread of these , not bad Griff, looks like you have as much time on your hands as me. ;)

              #56581

              Literally 2 minutes for that one. The trick is to find the 5 (3+2) rhyming words and it falls into place from there.

              I’ll try some more on the train in a few minutes – unless there’s any decent stuff to gawp at

              #56583
              Anonymous

                There was a man called Griff,
                Vat69 wanted to give him a biff :oops: , (ahem)
                His views on the board were scary,
                He made quite a few people wary,
                But that is the man called Griff.

                #56585
                bickymonbickymon
                Player

                  there was an owd mon in barbados
                  who is doing fook all to save us
                  he fetched in young bob
                  who cant do the job
                  and our prem league days look behind us

                  #56586
                  Vat69Vat69
                  Player

                    He arrived in ’95
                    As the club was starting to thrive
                    From under the cosh
                    To Whelan’s dosh
                    We started on a path
                    To the top.
                    Ten years it took
                    to rise up high
                    The clichéd press
                    cloth cap and pie
                    We had a Jewell in the crown
                    But six seasons on, we’re going down
                    Roberto returned, the prodigal son
                    to play good football, with 4-5-1
                    passing sideways
                    and usually back
                    Is it good?
                    No, it’s cack.
                    The chairmans wallet, remaining closed
                    After Boselli, no wonder, I suppose.
                    Best player to leave
                    he wants away.
                    Linked with only a freebie
                    It’s always the way.
                    The club is falling
                    going down, no doubt.
                    Yet have you ever seen Martinez scream, or shout?
                    No is the answer, he stands like a dummy.
                    If we weren’t so bad, it might be funny.
                    He has so many excuses
                    “we have lessons to learn”
                    Yet our players doth seem
                    an education they spurn.
                    Where will it end?
                    I often wonder.
                    Appointing this manager….

                    Oh, what a blunder.

                    #56587
                    Anonymous

                      Not a relative of Stuart Hall are you? :)

                      #56590
                      Vat69Vat69
                      Player
                        Not a relative of Stuart Hall are you? :)

                        My uncle, actually! LOL

                        #56591
                        laticscrazyLaticsCrazy
                        Player

                          We are going down,
                          and we will all frown,
                          as attendances fall again.
                          Oh when will we learn,
                          those three simple words ….
                          GET BOBBY OUT :shock:

                          Bolton on Saturday,
                          in the FA cup,
                          a derby in which Sky Sports don’t give a fùc-k,
                          but were all not bothered,
                          it’s Horwich v Wigan,
                          in North West Eng-er-land

                          Wigan Athletic,
                          what a team to support,
                          smashed 5-0 every week,
                          they don’t have a shot,
                          they’ll go down and rot,
                          Wigan Athletic,
                          what a team to support.

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