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    EdwardsEdwards
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    So to the last game of the year
    That’s only brought a little cheer

    We’re bottom of the league
    Its so hard to believe

    Supporting the Tics takes toil
    Its been hard to stay loyal

    Now we’re feeling the tension
    So we ask the question

    Will our season hinge
    On how the axe will swing?

    Will Cook get the chop?
    Or will the Forest fall?

    #183457
    garswood_laticGarswood_latic
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    The team we have it does seem cursed
    It surely cannot get much worse.
    But I have only just got up
    And read your poem o’er coffee cup.
    This morning I have gone from bed to verse.

    #183458
    EdwardsEdwards
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    The team we have it does seem cursed
    It surely cannot get much worse.
    But I have only just got up
    And read your poem o’er coffee cup.
    This morning I have gone from bed to verse.

    Your coffee must be of great quality
    To have responded with such fine frivolity

    #183461
    dnrdnr
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    There was a young man called Paul
    Who liked to play the long ball
    The end of a match
    Is painful to watch
    As we always end up with f all

    #183462
    EdwardsEdwards
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    There was a young man called Paul
    Who liked to play the long ball
    The end of a match
    Is painful to watch
    As we always end up with f all

    This needs to go in the hall of fame

    #183464
    jrfatfanjrfatfan
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    I think we will win by the odd goal
    or Mr Cook might be on the dole.

    We start every game like a Lion and finish it like a mouse,
    There’s only one place for Cook if we lose today and that is Brocol House.

    From Matlock to ManU
    What a journey!

    #183465
    EdwardsEdwards
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    I think we will win by the odd goal
    or Mr Cook might be on the dole.

    We start every game like a Lion and finish it like a mouse,
    There’s only one place for Cook if we lose today and that is Brocol House.

    A win by an odd goal?

    Now thats what I call “Rock n Roll”

    #183487
    GoalsGaloreGoalsGalore
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    A Wigan Haiku …. 2 lines each verse

    ah hah
    we like VAR

    Oh shite
    we might

    have hit the wood
    and it would

    have been a goal

    It’s a penalty
    A goal, we’ll see

    it’s gone IN
    It’s looking like a win

    It’s seems
    it’s all a dream

    we’ve arrived at the 93rd
    oh TURD

    No fgf
    OH EFFFFF

    #183489
    garswood_laticGarswood_latic
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    Sorry to say, friend
    You scanned this all incorrect
    This is a haiku

    (Three lines, of 5-7-5 syllables respectively)

    :D

    #183491
    EdwardsEdwards
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    Sorry to say, friend
    You scanned this all incorrect
    This is a haiku

    (Three lines, of 5-7-5 syllables respectively)

    :D

    I might be learning something here, but I’m not sure what it is.

    Is an “haiku” a new Paul Cook formation to not score goals?

    #183492
    GoalsGaloreGoalsGalore
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    It is amazing what comes up on a football forum innit!!??

    Contributions from poet laureates, new formations involving 17 players on the pitch and still we can’t score even with the whole first team squad lined up at kick off and its still football related. Even a bit of scanning is going on.

    And now we go from
    verse
    to
    worse.

    Horc, how about starting a guess the score comp!? v Birmingham, I’m saying we’ll win 3 – 4, us scoring the winner in the 93rd minute

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