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So to the last game of the year
That’s only brought a little cheerWe’re bottom of the league
Its so hard to believeSupporting the Tics takes toil
Its been hard to stay loyalNow we’re feeling the tension
So we ask the questionWill our season hinge
On how the axe will swing?Will Cook get the chop?
Or will the Forest fall?The team we have it does seem cursed
It surely cannot get much worse.
But I have only just got up
And read your poem o’er coffee cup.
This morning I have gone from bed to verse.The team we have it does seem cursed
It surely cannot get much worse.
But I have only just got up
And read your poem o’er coffee cup.
This morning I have gone from bed to verse.Your coffee must be of great quality
To have responded with such fine frivolityThere was a young man called Paul
Who liked to play the long ball
The end of a match
Is painful to watch
As we always end up with f allThere was a young man called Paul
Who liked to play the long ball
The end of a match
Is painful to watch
As we always end up with f allThis needs to go in the hall of fame
I think we will win by the odd goal
or Mr Cook might be on the dole.We start every game like a Lion and finish it like a mouse,
There’s only one place for Cook if we lose today and that is Brocol House.From Matlock to ManU
What a journey!I think we will win by the odd goal
or Mr Cook might be on the dole.We start every game like a Lion and finish it like a mouse,
There’s only one place for Cook if we lose today and that is Brocol House.A win by an odd goal?
Now thats what I call “Rock n Roll”
A Wigan Haiku …. 2 lines each verse
ah hah
we like VAROh shite
we mighthave hit the wood
and it wouldhave been a goal
It’s a penalty
A goal, we’ll seeit’s gone IN
It’s looking like a winIt’s seems
it’s all a dreamwe’ve arrived at the 93rd
oh TURDNo fgf
OH EFFFFFSorry to say, friend
You scanned this all incorrect
This is a haiku(Three lines, of 5-7-5 syllables respectively)
:D
Sorry to say, friend
You scanned this all incorrect
This is a haiku(Three lines, of 5-7-5 syllables respectively)
:D
I might be learning something here, but I’m not sure what it is.
Is an “haiku” a new Paul Cook formation to not score goals?
It is amazing what comes up on a football forum innit!!??
Contributions from poet laureates, new formations involving 17 players on the pitch and still we can’t score even with the whole first team squad lined up at kick off and its still football related. Even a bit of scanning is going on.
And now we go from
verse
to
worse.Horc, how about starting a guess the score comp!? v Birmingham, I’m saying we’ll win 3 – 4, us scoring the winner in the 93rd minute
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