So let me get this right.
They appoint an American lawyer, Michael Garcia, to investigate corruption within FIFA who spends two years doing just that. FIFA refuse to publish this report – I wonder why – but instead get a German judge to review it and publish his take on it.
Garcia then says the report of his report contains “numerous materially incomplete and erroneous representations” and FIFA expects everyone to accept this report as being a true and factual representation of the original report.
Nothing wrong with that then!