Coming soon, undoubtedly:
“My great friend! I send great news. You have special gift sended expressly to you from Mr Mobassi Mombassou. He wish send to you $10,000 gift for you bank account. Why he send, you say? He send you funds by wire to your bank account in UK. He will allow you to keep $500, and ask you transfer money to the UK bank account of the details he will supply. All we ask is your bank account details….”

I did it Dave, and I’m still waiting for my money. I might email him back on the address provided. I’m sure he’ll respond as he seemed such a friendly bloke in his email.
In the meantime, I must check to see why my card bounced in Tesco earlier.