I think it goes along the lines of
‘Wasson my lvver, cider I up, un a bag o ogg’s scratching, alrighter hansom?’
The grammar might be a bit sketchy, but I’m sure it will impress locals and tourists alike.
i dont believe you knew that for one minute – go on admit it you used google translator like the rest of em on here you phoney :x [/quote]
Alright, alright, you got me. I’ll hold my hands up.
There’s no pulling the wool over your eyes.
Was it the time it took to post my reply that gave it away.