What’s the chances of some big Premier League club poaching him like that last clown who relegated us last time. Maybe he could promise Newcastle or Spurs a Champions League place. God he may take our stars like Fortune Cowie and McDirty with him so we could swell the war chest with another 50p.
Not so sure Wigan will act as a Trapeze for Malky, after all he is a s@&£e manager so why would anybody want him? We may be walking a tightrope at the moment, but for some reason I think Malkay is going nowhere? He’s juggled the team around and who knows he may even pull the rabbit out of the hat for us, and keep us up?
Think 50p is a bit over optimistic, after all once that Robbin bar steward Whelan takes his cut we’ll end up owing him 70 million?