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I was amazed yesterday when i was in the car park. A poor old codger was all of a tizz. I asked him what was up. He told me that he’d lost his car keys. We hunted high and low. Soon after a lass from the army turned up and asked what was going on. I told her. She pulled off her trousers and started polishing the car door. She tried the door and hey presto, it opened. “How in the hec did you do that”? asked the old codger, all aghast.
“Ah hah” she said … “these are my khakis”.