Fat slob rugby lodgers ruin our pitch. Thanks to the Groundsmen of Wigan Athletic and their skills they do a brilliant job in trying to keep as good as they can. It would be perfect without those parasites playing on the surface when it ney to be rested.
Don’t be ruining the rugby teams pitch in the poor weather today please lodgers.
They normally get the rollers out and keep the pitch nice and even but when the lard arses are playing they just let you fat fcukers bounce off it all day.