He definitely will score in a 6-0 win. Heres some other things that will definitely happen.
Kirkland will pull his back slightly in the warm up, but decide that he can play through the pain
Koumas will look ever so slightly interested
Martinez will play his players in the right positions, sit down and stop making pointless ineffectual minor adjustments and hand signals
The stadium will be full, and 10,000 half season tickets will be bought on the night