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  • #144640
    donnys pageDonnys Page
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      Nowt wrong with shitting Hedgehogs. They are quite carefree.

      #144641
      thty5yearswafctrevor hoy
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        #144643
        Tez HTerry Hill
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          Nowt wrong with shitting Hedgehogs. They are quite carefree.

          You wouldn’t be if you shat one!

          #144644
          Tez HTerry Hill
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            Must have been asleep while his career got him to the ripe old age of 32. Can’t say I know him at all. A quick Google shows, he has never got as far as a full Rep of Ire cap either and we know they’ll take anyone.

            #144647
            Rich et alRichard
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              The title of this thread is “Quiet on Here” ….

              …… maybe it is time to be.

              #144649
              jrfatfanjrfatfan
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                Again I have little understanding of wtf you are on about, apart from you’d have risked £2.27 in a non existent bet.
                Terrance is a long way from the correct spelling of Terence btw but I’d expect nowt else from Mr Irrelevant.

                Now go and bounce up and down somewhere telling everybody Port Vale are going to have to be some team to beat us, while I sit here quietly hoping we don’t give them a 2-0 start.

                Fek me Terrince, I bet you are a barrel of laughs to go out on the lash wee. :lol:

                No wonder you don’t know what I’m on about, yer thicker than a Gurkha’s foreskin. :kiss:[/quote]

                OK Lets turn this into an insulting competition then, if you have no argument worth listening to.

                When you’re alone you’re in bad company but at least your family are getting some time off.

                You’re so boring I fall asleep halfway through reading your name.

                Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

                If your brain were chocolate, it wouldn’t fill a minstrel

                You have one brain cell, and it is fighting for dominance.

                Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d had enough oxygen at birth?

                If brains were rain, you`d be a desert

                You’re so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.

                Don’t you love nature, despite what it did to you?

                A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

                Any friend of yours……….. is a friend of yours

                He’s so dense that light bends around him

                Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

                Someone took a photo of you once but it didn’t turn out. You could be seen too clearly

                You’re so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.

                The twinkle in your eyes is actually the sun shining between your ears.

                We all spring from apes but you didn’t spring far enough.

                You’re the first in your family born without a tail

                Never enter a battle of wits unarmed

                I could go on……. :cheer: B)[/quote]

                “nerve touched a”….sort that out yersell.

                Fekin hell Terronce man I’m gerring a lot of cut and paste from Google and typing time from you, saying I’m Mr Irrelevant. B)

                You couldn’t make it up.

                PS I’m only keeping Griff’s seat warm whilst he he is writing his latest novel and its not proving too difficult.

                From Matlock to ManU
                What a journey!

                #144650
                horchorc
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                  It seems quiet on this forum with very few posts :whistle:

                  Everyone must be enthralled by the England match tonight.

                  #144651
                  Tez HTerry Hill
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                    Again I have little understanding of wtf you are on about, apart from you’d have risked £2.27 in a non existent bet.
                    Terrance is a long way from the correct spelling of Terence btw but I’d expect nowt else from Mr Irrelevant.

                    Now go and bounce up and down somewhere telling everybody Port Vale are going to have to be some team to beat us, while I sit here quietly hoping we don’t give them a 2-0 start.

                    Fek me Terrince, I bet you are a barrel of laughs to go out on the lash wee. :lol:

                    No wonder you don’t know what I’m on about, yer thicker than a Gurkha’s foreskin. :kiss:[/quote]

                    OK Lets turn this into an insulting competition then, if you have no argument worth listening to.

                    When you’re alone you’re in bad company but at least your family are getting some time off.

                    You’re so boring I fall asleep halfway through reading your name.

                    Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

                    If your brain were chocolate, it wouldn’t fill a minstrel

                    You have one brain cell, and it is fighting for dominance.

                    Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d had enough oxygen at birth?

                    If brains were rain, you`d be a desert

                    You’re so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.

                    Don’t you love nature, despite what it did to you?

                    A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

                    Any friend of yours……….. is a friend of yours

                    He’s so dense that light bends around him

                    Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

                    Someone took a photo of you once but it didn’t turn out. You could be seen too clearly

                    You’re so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.

                    The twinkle in your eyes is actually the sun shining between your ears.

                    We all spring from apes but you didn’t spring far enough.

                    You’re the first in your family born without a tail

                    Never enter a battle of wits unarmed

                    I could go on……. :cheer: B)[/quote]

                    “nerve touched a”….sort that out yersell.

                    Fekin hell Terronce man I’m gerring a lot of cut and paste from Google and typing time from you, saying I’m Mr Irrelevant. B)

                    You couldn’t make it up.

                    PS I’m only keeping Griff’s seat warm whilst he he is writing his latest novel and its not proving too difficult. [/quote]

                    Oh dear, just as I thought your childish cringe couldn’t get any worse, you want to grow up to be Griff. There are no faces available for what needs to go here.

                    No doubt there’ll be an irrelevant reply, nothing at all to do with what anyone has previously been talking about. Hope that clears up why you’re Mr Irrelevant.

                    One minute you’re talking about it quiet the next you don’t want replies.
                    I’m a schizophrenic and so am I?

                    #144652
                    Tez HTerry Hill
                    Player

                      P.S. Nice to see you were more interested in me than our national team, bit embarrassing that lad, no?

                      #144661
                      jrfatfanjrfatfan
                      Player
                        P.S. Nice to see you were more interested in me than our national team, bit embarrassing that lad, no?

                        Not embarrassing at all terrunce, I learned to multi- task from being a young lad, it’s not hard you’ll get the gist if you can keep off your bouncy castle for 5 mins. Still relevant enough to keep sucking you in sunshine?
                        Was you watching the England game then? thought you might have been watching the highlights of Rangers last game, with tissue in hand ready for when Tavs and Wags got the ball.

                        From Matlock to ManU
                        What a journey!

                        #144662
                        Tez HTerry Hill
                        Player

                          I’m just keeping you going so we can see all of the hilarious ways you can spell Terence.

                          You really are THAT funny

                          Keep sucking big boy

                          #144663
                          jrfatfanjrfatfan
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                            I’m just keeping you going so we can see all of the hilarious ways you can spell Terence.

                            You really are THAT funny

                            Keep sucking big boy

                            Thanks for the compliment Terranse, small things amuse small minds I suppose. I’ll keep you amused if your enjoying my posts THAT much. Love them capital letters to denote an emphasis of a word.
                            Reminds me of sending round love letters during my school days.

                            “Hi Janine, love you LOADS”

                            You’ll be doubly underlining words in a bit :lol:

                            From Matlock to ManU
                            What a journey!

                            #144664

                            Enough. Enough.

                            Let’s have some debate about how we’ll do at Port Vale.

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