Now normally, an increasing points deficit, strikers who can’t score, a defence who can’t keep a clean sheet, half the team on the treatment table and the other half badly out of form, and, a manager who picks his tactics from a lucky dip would give a cause for concern.
But never fear, Darren’s magic fairies from the bottom of the garden are going to save us!
Oh and we’re gonna sell chicken & magic mushroom pies from the next game!