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Not sure if there is much in this or not but there is a rumour going around that a Chinese/Hong Kong group are going to take over Latics.
Not sure if this is just hearsay or if it can be substantiated in any way.
Heard it from
a mate of are Pegs sisters uncles cousins pal whose brother is a cousin of a bin man whose Aunties sister is married to a cleaner at the estate agent where Joe Garners sister bought an house through.Not sure if there is much in this or not but there is a rumour going around that a Chinese/Hong Kong group are going to take over Latics.
Not sure if this is just hearsay or if it can be substantiated in any way.
Heard it from
a mate of are Pegs sisters uncles cousins pal whose brother is a cousin of a bin man whose Aunties sister is married to a cleaner at the estate agent where Joe Garners sister bought an house through.Well the rumour I’ve heard is that Moanrinho is to be sacked by the scumbags with Cookie taking over at Owd Traffud. Paul Pogba is to be player manager at Latics and he will bring the EX special one with him to wash the kits. The eggs are to build their own stadium at LEGOLAND to save money on building costs. The next Eurovision Song Contest is to be held in Goose Green club. The annual Oxford and Cambridge boat race will move from the Thames to the Duggy and Tommy Fleetwood is actually a slap head.
All as likely as a takeover at Latics DJ but who knows?
That cleaner is a pretty reliable source though.Well, funny you should say you heard a rumour, I heard from a guy who was dredging the duggy near the ground that the takeovers def happening next week and the first ten rows are coming out to make way for a Hong Kong Trotting Track.
After every Saturday home game the pitch will become a giant outdoor casino with roulette and blackjack tables and slot machines galore and a huge zip wire stretching north to south.
The South Stand bar Will be renamed to “The Kim Wow Wow ! lap dancing Club” and the Blue Chip becomes the “Blue Strip Bar”.
We are changing are strip to a karate kit to put fear into the oppostion more on the lines of Hong Kong Phooey (with mask).I know it’s only a rumour but this is what the dredging guy told me so I’ve gotta believe him
Well, funny you should say you heard a rumour, I heard from a guy who was dredging the duggy near the ground that the takeovers def happening next week and the first ten rows are coming out to make way for a Hong Kong Trotting Track.
After every Saturday home game the pitch will become a giant outdoor casino with roulette and blackjack tables and slot machines galore and a huge zip wire stretching north to south.
The South Stand bar Will be renamed to “The Kim Wow Wow ! lap dancing Club” and the Blue Chip becomes the “Blue Strip Bar”.
We are changing are strip to a karate kit to put fear into the oppostion more on the lines of Hong Kong Phooey (with mask).I know it’s only a rumour but this is what the dredging guy told me so I’ve gotta believe him
I also spoke to Dougie the Duggy dredger and he had a few updates on forthcoming boat race. Oxford won the toss and will take the Gant station, air rifles will be introduced and time reduction bonuses awarded for any rats shot by the teams. Asda have put a 25 pound reward up for any shopping trolleys recovered from the river by the rowers. And in the unlikelihood event that the Oxford and Cambridge crews fail to show a Latics 8 will take on an egg 8 in a winner takes all raft race. (obviously the eggs raft will need to be bigger and able to carry much more weight).
Top bloke that Dougie.
I heard from a reliable source that we are now being taken over by a guy called william, sometimes goes by the name of bill & he was moving latics to skelmersdale.
I heard from a reliable source that we are now being taken over by a guy called william, sometimes goes by the name of bill & he was moving latics to skelmersdale.And I’ve just seen a pig flying over Longmeanygate, heading towards Ulnes Walton!!!
FFS! That Skem rumours been going 30 years. It won’t happen.I heard from a reliable source that we are now being taken over by a guy called william, sometimes goes by the name of bill & he was moving latics to skelmersdale.
And I’ve just seen a pig flying over Longmeanygate, heading towards Ulnes Walton!!!
FFS! That Skem rumours been going 30 years. It won’t happen.[/quote]At this rate, we might be talking about this takeover in 30 years time.
I heard from a reliable source that we are now being taken over by a guy called william, sometimes goes by the name of bill & he was moving latics to skelmersdale.
And I’ve just seen a pig flying over Longmeanygate, heading towards Ulnes Walton!!!
FFS! That Skem rumours been going 30 years. It won’t happen.[/quote]At this rate, we might be talking about this takeover in 30 years time.[/quote]
Makes Brexit look swift! :)
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