A fu**ing dancing show full of benders,
Mr & effing Mrs without Derek Batty,
An ugly bird with a wooden leg trying to ice skate,
and to top it all a totally un funny noblotter presenting what must be the worst programme ever made, (its that bad it nearly makes you want Cilla back.)
What a load of bo**ox.
Can’t even look forward to Match of the effing day.
A fu**ing dancing show full of benders,
Mr & effing Mrs without Derek Batty,
An ugly bird with a wooden leg trying to ice skate,
and to top it all a totally un funny noblotter presenting what must be the worst programme ever made, (its that bad it nearly makes you want Cilla back.)
What a load of bo**ox.
Can’t even look forward to Match of the effing day.
Got to agree with ya there. When I do have to stay in on a saturday neet I do not look forward to the tele, in fact I rent a dvd or 3 from blockbuster (as I have tonight).
That said, Harry Hills tv burp aint baad, Neither is the ‘noblotter’s’ programme, and I wouldn’t say no to heather wood leg either (and Im 20 years of age!).
But as you say the tele in general is shoite, DVD’s are the way forward for saturday night’s in for me.