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    The intake of breath was audible
    Had Martinez turned Villa down?
    He’d rejected our ‘Second City’
    To stay in a small Northern town
    Where the people don’t turn out in numbers
    And there’s always seats to spare
    They don’t even like football in Wigan
    They’re all into rugby up there

    But didn’t he realise his error?
    Villa are giants who sleep
    Each season they’ll challenge for Europe
    And buy players who they can keep
    So Martinez should jump at the chance
    To manage a club just like them
    It really is such an honour
    That may not come round again

    Our Chairman appeared on the telly
    He said: ‘Roberto’s decided to stay
    I said he could go, but he just told me: “No
    I like it here anyway”
    He’s adopted the town of Wigan
    And he is such a loyal fella
    He’s just bought a house in Poolstock
    And his favourite food is pie-ella’

    So ladies and gents of the Latics
    Let’s greet the world with broad smiles
    Surely all this and the last two games
    Will bring ‘em through the turnstiles
    And if this saga was merely a rouse
    Who cares, and how broad is my grin?
    Season ticket sales are up fifty percent
    Thanks, Dave Whelan, The Master Of Spin

    #67788

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    #67793
    The intake of breath was audible
    Had Martinez turned Villa down?
    He’d rejected our ‘Second City’
    To stay in a small Northern town
    Where the people don’t turn out in numbers
    And there’s always seats to spare
    They don’t even like football in Wigan
    They’re all into rugby up there

    But didn’t he realise his error?
    Villa are giants who sleep
    Each season they’ll challenge for Europe
    And buy players who they can keep
    So Martinez should jump at the chance
    To manage a club just like them
    It really is such an honour
    That may not come round again

    Our Chairman appeared on the telly
    He said: ‘Roberto’s decided to stay
    I said he could go, but he just told me: “No
    I like it here anyway”
    He’s adopted the town of Wigan
    And he is such a loyal fella
    He’s just bought a house in Poolstock
    And his favourite food is pie-ella’

    So ladies and gents of the Latics
    Let’s greet the world with broad smiles
    Surely all this and the last two games
    Will bring ‘em through the turnstiles
    And if this saga was merely a rouse
    Who cares, and how broad is my grin?
    Season ticket sales are up fifty percent
    Thanks, Dave Whelan, The Master Of Spin

    Very good that standish.

    In honour of the spanish fella those words of your poem make an excellent alternetive libretto to Habanera from the opera Carmen, you may need to rework them slightly to make them fit better before we go to production.

    [link2:3bded70b]standishwalker georges bizet,http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px36njyCnVM&feature=related%5B/link2:3bded70b%5D

    #67813

    I’ll give it a go LMB.

    I’ve seen Bizet’s grave in Paris. Does that mean I am now cultured?

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