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    We have all encountered the “im a Man U fan tho i know nowt and talk bollox” brigade and this week I had a classic. I was in Flint waiting to load and the loader walked over and seeing my Latics stuff in the truck window he approached me and at this point i didnt know he was a utd moron this is how the conversation went word for word.

    Him: “so, what league are Wigan in then?”

    Me slightly aghast “Premier League”

    Him “oh did they come up last season then?”

    Me even more aghast “no we have been in the Prem for six seasons”

    Him “do you watch them then?”

    Me “yes ive been going for over 40 yrs”

    Him “I went to Old Trafford in Feb we beat Birmingham 5-0 we murdered em”

    Him again “whats your ground like is it any good?”

    Me ” its great its a nice stadium”

    Him “how many does it hold”

    Me “25000”

    Him ” oh another two thirds and it would be as big as ours”

    now i enjoyed maths at school and surely 25000 and another two thirds makes a nats nadger over 41000, 3 times as many would have been the correct retort would it not?. What planet would you have to be on not to know Wigan Ath have been a Premier League team since 2005? :confusion-seeingstars:

    #62162

    You were in Flint?

    There’s your answer, right there.

    Wouldn’t give a Welshmon the time o’ day

    #62164
    jamie-sonjamie-son
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      Wales the only country where you can get a delicious hotpot, a smashing jumper and a decent sh@g ……. All from the same animal!!

      #62165
      landgatebluelandgateblue
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        I got married in wales and had my wedding reception in flint castle! :D

        #62167
        I got married in wales and had my wedding reception in flint castle! :D

        Did ewe? I bet they flocked to your reception. You may have already told me but my memory’s a bit woolly these days. Still, Wales is not as baaaad as everyone make out.

        #62168
        landgatebluelandgateblue
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          I got married in wales and had my wedding reception in flint castle! :D

          Did ewe? I bet they flocked to your reception. You may have already told me but my memory’s a bit woolly these days. Still, Wales is not as baaaad as everyone make out.[/quote]

          :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :doh:

          #62169
          I got married in wales and had my wedding reception in flint castle! :D

          Well as long as the baaaaaaar wasn’t too expensive!

          #62171

          I got married in wales and had my wedding reception in flint castle! :D

          Well as long as the baaaaaaar wasn’t too expensive![/quote]
          I’ve heard it wasn’t, but it was rammed.

          #62173

          Lets hope they didn’t over charge him, I for one don’t like the wool being pulled over my eyes!

          #62176
          filmossfilmoss
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            Flint isn’t exactly Welsh is it !! It may technically be in Wales but come on !! :?

            #62177
            landgatebluelandgateblue
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              #62183

              Did you know that unusually Chester’s offices are in their eastern stand rather than the usual western stand (most main stands are in the west so the sun doesn’t get in patrons’ eyes). This is because the England-Wales border runs down the touchline, and so if the offices were in the western stand they’d be a Welsh club.

              Fact number 1 of the morning.

              #62185
              filmossfilmoss
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                Flint isn’t exactly Welsh is it !! It may technically be in Wales but come on !! :?

                [link2:22r39447]MAPOFNORTHWALES,http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=map+of+flintshire&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=Flintshire&gl=uk&ei=xRiETbrmFoO1hAe7pIy1BA&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=image&resnum=1&ved=0CCQQ8gEwAA%5B/link2:22r39447%5D%5B/quote%5D

                And your point is ??? Have you ever been to Flint or that area ? They talk with a scouse twang, hardly your stereotypical sheep sha99ing cottage burners !! :lol:

                #62189

                Cottage Burners :naughty: :naughty: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

                #62191
                John HeeleyJohn Heeley
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                  Did you know that unusually Chester’s offices are in their eastern stand rather than the usual western stand (most main stands are in the west so the sun doesn’t get in patrons’ eyes). This is because the England-Wales border runs down the touchline, and so if the offices were in the western stand they’d be a Welsh club.

                  Fact number 1 of the morning.

                  And you could strike the ball in England and score in Wales :think:

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