Im always thinking the same meself and writing a book similar to Is harry on the boat about my holiday repping experiences but i dont think itll be the same with it being about a fat wiganer!
Best one ive heard though was a mate who planned to write a religous thriller like Dan Brown but linking into Wigan Pier. Forget the Louvre bring on the pies!
Mate of mine used to work in bakery and now works as undertaker. He fancied writing a book of his memoirs and calling it “From the bagle to the grave”. He says the book would be bobbins but the title’s a winner, I think.