where there are Wiganers, there’s rarely class to be found

Always get some d*cks doing that. It’s a disgrace

Infortunately Wigan seems to be infested with dick-edds these days!

i & U are next to each other on the keyboard cocker,

couple that with a nice malt and now an again mistakes can be made,

So quit the school teacher impressions James lad,and get yourself out into the big wide world and get a bird ffs!