Who kisses Martinez bum the most?

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  • #100624
    ZakmasterAmr Zaki
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      Standish must be in the running? :P

      #100626
      Standish must be in the running? :P

      Hurrah! My very own thread.

      Should be in the non-football section though.

      #100628
      ZakmasterAmr Zaki
      Player

        Go on at least do the honourable think and tell us what he had for breakfast. Hopefully we can stop him ever having the same again.

        #100632
        Go on at least do the honourable think and tell us what he had for breakfast. Hopefully we can stop him ever having the same again.

        For breakfast, as usual, he had your wife as far as I’m aware.

        #100635
        ZakmasterAmr Zaki
        Player

          So that’s off the menu. Ensure you have a good kiss of his back side before every game to ensure its adhered to. I’m sure you will.

          #100638
          So that’s off the menu. Ensure you have a good kiss of his back side before every game to ensure its adhered to. I’m sure you will.

          I will. I’ll also send you the address so you can come and join in too.

          #100639
          ZakmasterAmr Zaki
          Player

            I hate being second best, let alone after a dozen.

            #100645
            I hate being second best, let alone after a dozen.

            You don’t spend much time at home then?

            #100649
            ZakmasterAmr Zaki
            Player

              I’m always at the stadium hoping to see you giving Martinez and Gomez their treatments. Do you give it them in a trap or his office? :lol:

              #100654
              I’m always at the stadium hoping to see you giving Martinez and Gomez their treatments. Do you give it them in a trap or his office? :lol:

              I much prefer your house. There’s never anyone there.

              #100660
              ZakmasterAmr Zaki
              Player

                You’re welcome in my house, but no way are you giving Martinez and Gomez their treatments here. I would never be able to show my face again if people knew Martinez and Gomez had been in. :lol:

                #100665
                You’re welcome in my house, but no way are you giving Martinez and Gomez their treatments here. I would never be able to show my face again if people knew Martinez and Gomez had been in. :lol:

                Borderline racist that, not to mention dull and totally devoid of humour. Still, back to school tomorrow, eh?

                #100666

                You’re welcome in my house, but no way are you giving Martinez and Gomez their treatments here. I would never be able to show my face again if people knew Martinez and Gomez had been in. :lol:

                Borderline racist that, not to mention dull and totally devoid of humour. Still, back to school tomorrow, eh?[/quote]Don’t think it’s Arky.

                Has to be either Dave, P@P@ or Wiganmon.

                Could possibly even be one of the old regulars.

                #100667

                You’re welcome in my house, but no way are you giving Martinez and Gomez their treatments here. I would never be able to show my face again if people knew Martinez and Gomez had been in. :lol:

                Borderline racist that, not to mention dull and totally devoid of humour. Still, back to school tomorrow, eh?[/quote]Don’t think it’s Arky.

                Has to be either Dave, P@P@ or Wiganmon.

                Could possibly even be one of the old regulars.[/quote]

                Wiganmom doesn’t know that many words. Not enough capital letters for Dave. P@P@ just not clever enough.

                Either way, it’s already rivalling Arky’s Sudworth creation as least promising multi ever.

                #100670
                ZakmasterAmr Zaki
                Player

                  I can see here one treats the front why one treats the rear end. Do you take turns or is it whoever claps loudest gets the front. :P

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