Done my Christmas shopping today and called in the new Latics shop for some gear for friends and a bit for myself as well.
Great location with plenty of promise, but I have to say I left a tad dissapointed. It was like walking into a church, the lighting in there is pretty non-existant and as for atmosphere, are they trying to copy our stadium?
The place is so dark, if you wasnt looking for it you would walk straight past. No background music or such like, just one young lad behind the counter stood in the dark.
A step in the right direction, but we need to do more if were going to attract people into the shop, looks as inviting as Alcatraz.
Hold on, you walked in a dimly lit building, where there was apparent silence and solitude, with one solitary receptionist, stood behind a counter?
I think you went into the wrong place.
I think you either walked in to:
A: One of those dodgy ‘rock shop’ operations, who sell herbal E’s, legal beak, Khat, along with an array of bongs and new age smoking devices.
B: A sex shop, one which sells import mags of ‘dog porn’ with pics of scantily clad women with alsations mounting them on the cover (as seen in Amsterdam sex shop!) and an array of bondage gear. The kind of place frequented by sweaty palmed anorak wearers.
or C: A massage parlour (AKA a brass-house) where the girls will offer you an array of different ‘services’ for a set fee.
Hold on, you walked in a dimly lit building, where there was apparent silence and solitude, with one solitary receptionist, stood behind a counter?
I think you went into the wrong place.
I think you either walked in to:
A: One of those dodgy ‘rock shop’ operations, who sell herbal E’s, legal beak, Khat, along with an array of bongs and new age smoking devices.
B: A sex shop, one which sells import mags of ‘dog porn’ with pics of scantily clad women with alsations mounting them on the cover (as seen in Amsterdam sex shop!) and an array of bondage gear. The kind of place frequented by sweaty palmed anorak wearers.
or C: A massage parlour (AKA a brass-house) where the girls will offer you an array of different ‘services’ for a set fee.
Which one was it then?
C’mon VAT, if you are going to quote things like that, then you have got to give us some addresses.
Hold on, you walked in a dimly lit building, where there was apparent silence and solitude, with one solitary receptionist, stood behind a counter?
I think you went into the wrong place.
I think you either walked in to:
A: One of those dodgy ‘rock shop’ operations, who sell herbal E’s, legal beak, Khat, along with an array of bongs and new age smoking devices.
B: A sex shop, one which sells import mags of ‘dog porn’ with pics of scantily clad women with alsations mounting them on the cover (as seen in Amsterdam sex shop!) and an array of bondage gear. The kind of place frequented by sweaty palmed anorak wearers.
or C: A massage parlour (AKA a brass-house) where the girls will offer you an array of different ‘services’ for a set fee.
Which one was it then?
Well. if youre up for it you can come with me next Saturday and put me on the path. You ready to put me straight?