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    BobbyswiganBobbyswigan
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      Done my Christmas shopping today and called in the new Latics shop for some gear for friends and a bit for myself as well.
      Great location with plenty of promise, but I have to say I left a tad dissapointed. It was like walking into a church, the lighting in there is pretty non-existant and as for atmosphere, are they trying to copy our stadium?
      The place is so dark, if you wasnt looking for it you would walk straight past. No background music or such like, just one young lad behind the counter stood in the dark.
      A step in the right direction, but we need to do more if were going to attract people into the shop, looks as inviting as Alcatraz.

      #13282

      What did you buy?, maggots?

      #13284
      BobbyswiganBobbyswigan
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        That was funny, bet Peter Kay’s s*****ng himself. pmsl :roll:

        #13286

        Glad you found it funny kid, if Peter Kays shi****g himself it could be that bug thats gewin round, tell him geet some Immodium works beltin. ;)

        #13289
        BobbyswiganBobbyswigan
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          Christ almighty, this blokes after Tommy Cooper now. pmsl

          :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

          #13295
          FloatboxChris
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            Whereas you are about as funny as both. Which is not funny one little bit

            #13297
            Anonymous
              Whereas you are about as funny as both. Which is not funny one little bit

              You’re a happy chappy aren’t you

              #13306
              Vat69Vat69
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                Hold on, you walked in a dimly lit building, where there was apparent silence and solitude, with one solitary receptionist, stood behind a counter?

                I think you went into the wrong place.

                I think you either walked in to:

                A: One of those dodgy ‘rock shop’ operations, who sell herbal E’s, legal beak, Khat, along with an array of bongs and new age smoking devices.

                B: A sex shop, one which sells import mags of ‘dog porn’ with pics of scantily clad women with alsations mounting them on the cover (as seen in Amsterdam sex shop!) and an array of bondage gear. The kind of place frequented by sweaty palmed anorak wearers.

                or C: A massage parlour (AKA a brass-house) where the girls will offer you an array of different ‘services’ for a set fee.

                Which one was it then?

                #13311

                By the bloody hell that Jenkins bird is a fine looking mare.

                #13312
                horchorc
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                  Hold on, you walked in a dimly lit building, where there was apparent silence and solitude, with one solitary receptionist, stood behind a counter?

                  I think you went into the wrong place.

                  I think you either walked in to:

                  A: One of those dodgy ‘rock shop’ operations, who sell herbal E’s, legal beak, Khat, along with an array of bongs and new age smoking devices.

                  B: A sex shop, one which sells import mags of ‘dog porn’ with pics of scantily clad women with alsations mounting them on the cover (as seen in Amsterdam sex shop!) and an array of bondage gear. The kind of place frequented by sweaty palmed anorak wearers.

                  or C: A massage parlour (AKA a brass-house) where the girls will offer you an array of different ‘services’ for a set fee.

                  Which one was it then?

                  C’mon VAT, if you are going to quote things like that, then you have got to give us some addresses.

                  #13313
                  BobbyswiganBobbyswigan
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                    Hold on, you walked in a dimly lit building, where there was apparent silence and solitude, with one solitary receptionist, stood behind a counter?

                    I think you went into the wrong place.

                    I think you either walked in to:

                    A: One of those dodgy ‘rock shop’ operations, who sell herbal E’s, legal beak, Khat, along with an array of bongs and new age smoking devices.

                    B: A sex shop, one which sells import mags of ‘dog porn’ with pics of scantily clad women with alsations mounting them on the cover (as seen in Amsterdam sex shop!) and an array of bondage gear. The kind of place frequented by sweaty palmed anorak wearers.

                    or C: A massage parlour (AKA a brass-house) where the girls will offer you an array of different ‘services’ for a set fee.

                    Which one was it then?

                    Well. if youre up for it you can come with me next Saturday and put me on the path. You ready to put me straight?

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