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A boy is walking along the street and a car pulls up. The man says, “I’ll give you £10 and a bag of sweets if you get in the car!”
The boy replies, “No way!”
The man says, “£50 and a bag of sweets.”
The boy says, “Leave me alone!”
The man says, “£100 and a bag of sweets.”
The boy yells, “F**k off, Dad! I’m not going to Anfield to watch that s**t!”Ban him, ban him!!!!!!I’m not defending scharners toe here cos he is a cock, but you sound about ten yerself.
Wanting someone banned because you dont agree with them, tut tut. :oops: :? :oops:
just watched him on ssn,is the reporter 10ft tall hes looking up all the time hes talkingI noticed that meself last neet, i said exactly the same to me missus.
A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.
Johnny’s mother says, “Let’s not be too harsh on them…. they are bound to be curious about sex at that age.”
“Curious about sex?” replies Mary’s mother. “He’s taken her f*****g appendix out!”
I watched a porn film last night which involved a man smearing himself with a concrete mix and gravel.
It was hardcore.
He was right, it is a long way. :lol:Yeah, but then when we were in australia we could have said
“Look how far we’ve come” ;)
Rafa Benitez says he’d be very interested in signing Marlon King after he’s served his sentence.
He’s been trying to sign a proven striker for ages.
It amazes me that people think Marlon King will do 18 months…
…Since when has a footballer ever completed a sentence?
They say you’ll never forget your first kiss
This was mine, her name was Sally & she lived next door, my best friend, well for all of that summer.
So out playing one day down by the farm, we’d stopped for shelter from a shower of rain in an old barn.
I was playfully running my fingers through sally’s hair when she started to kiss me, her mouth slightly open I could feel her tongue with mine.
It was my first real kiss, and I loved it.
I fell head over heels in love that day.
We often visited the barn during that long hot summer & it didn’t stop at just kissing, but sadly a couple of months later Sally was involved in a car accident and had to be put down.I got fined today for letting my dog foul in the park.
He ran up and tackled a poodle from behind. :lol:
