Thanks. BTW who are the other two?

I am presenting this, along with other seen evidence of a pre written match report of a Morsy 1-0 win at WBA

The iconic goalsgalore is from the future and travels back time to support Latics, because we’re that bloody good

The game is up gg!

I demand all his guess the gate points are rescinded![/quote]

‘Iconic’? I don’t even know what that means, but I see this from ‘wiki’ …Audrey Hepburn was widely admired for her iconic style, her great fashion taste.

And as for my ‘guess the gate’ record …. I am emulating Wigan; we never like to peak too soon, like Wigan, with 4 games to go I’ll be within reach of the play-offs. 16 points and 10 games – it’s do-able.[/quote]

PS you don’t look anything like Audrey Hepburn[/quote]

Any one who was just casually visiting this site would never guess it had much to do with football! Would they?

The hoards will turn up to see Callum Mcmamamamamamum, of whom I have a signed wembley programme and shirt. so for that, after Keiffers more magical insane goals the Luton game will see

10111. end of MR Horc; Like wigan I’m doing an end of season surge!

Match report for tonights match.

Reading.

The chances of a good win on a cold sleeting night at Elm Road aka Madjeski are high. In defence we have our exchange from Brighton for Dan Byrne or is it Nathan Burn, Baluga the friendly killer whale who gets in the way of everything and blocks even the most determined Japanese whaling ship. We were lucky not to lose at Cardiff. Our once own Boggle wasn’t there to make every attack offside. The Blue Baluga Whale is never fearful of surging forward to attack and retaliate the attacking hunters and poachers. And why not if Keiffer more prefers to go into the full back line get into the action having felt lonely with little to do up front. If it confuses me, it’ll confuse the oppo.

Bill Bryson in ‘The Body’ tells me that one of the reasons we have fingerprints, valleys and ridges on our hands is to improve our grip. Marshall has spent the last few days at the manicurist. Grip tomorrow like was like Sellotape when you’re trying to wrap a last-minute Christmas present.

But I digress. Nathan surged forward creating wave after tsunami of attacks, knocking across pinpoint passes to Keiffers head. Lowe, who everyone hates at the moment tirelessly ran around the pitch following every long ball from the last scape goat, Kal, who played a blinder. Lowe crossed the ball to Jacobs, the last scapegoat who side stepped it to Pilkington who smashed it into the net, so hard in fact that the ball made a hole in the net. Goal disallowed; if Ali had been between the sticks no one would have got near the ball. Ali still hates Bolton. Therapy hasn’t worked. Reading did have an attack. Cedric was back in a flash, clearing off the line saving a near certain goal, and NO he didn’t hand ball it. He told me so.

The 93rd minute came and went. Wigan, through a Jacobs bit of jinking and twisting slips in a last kick of the game goal. Reading, whose reading, 0 Wigan 1. Will grigg is still on fire but no one knows about it.

all the 9s 9999.

How come Pemblue can have 2 guesses and the rest of us 1, or is Pemblue submitting a range …… anything between 1932 and 9124.

Any way. Horc gets an extra point for getting 1956.

Edwards gets 2 points for 13 and 02.

No one gets anything for not getting Kampala and Uganda despite the heavy hint.

I digress ……..

9513.

13th February 1950?? would make you 70

or if we use the American way it could be

30th January 1925 but that would make you 95, so I’ll go with my first guess.[/quote]

This is a double ppointer for the who gets me spot on to the day, month, date year and an extra point if you get the country of birth correct. Hints available.

Anyway, cheeky sod Horc, making me as old as that![/quote]

I’ll have a pitch at 1965?

Born in the new home for the ex Royals?[/quote]

OI!! 1965 ….. you’re my mate! You and I clearly have dyscalculia, and that means you’re wrong ……. No double pointer for you!