What I can’t understand Lozzie Man, is this modern talk in football:
He’s playing in the hole behind the forwards: FFS our pitch is flat, unless the chubbie eggs have been on it the night before.
He’s picked up the loose ball and is recycling it: WTF is that about; these modern balls should last a lifetime.
He’s played it around the corner: WF king corner; there are no sharp bends signs; it’s a large flat rectangle of green grass.
Midfield, that might as well be in Standish or Bickershaw; because Maloney doesn’t know where it is 
