14th May 2011

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  • #65435
    jrfatfanjrfatfan
    Player

      Please don’t credit these morons with being “fans”.
      The word “fan” is short for fanatical with this being the definition;-

      “surpassing what is normal or accepted in enthusiasm for or belief in something; excessively or unusually dedicated or devoted”

      Now ask yourselves, are these fans of Wigan Athletic Football Club?. :naughty:

      From Matlock to ManU
      What a journey!

      #65437
      Anonymous
        The day the music died (to the tune of American pie)

        A long, long time ago
        I can still remember how that football used to make me smile
        Griff said give Martinez a chance
        And he would make the west stand dance
        And maybe they’d be happy for a while
        But February made me quiver
        With every defeat he would deliver
        Bad news on survival
        We couldn’t beat our rivals
        I still remember how I cried
        As I watched my team devoid of pride
        And something hurt me deep inside
        The day our dream just died.

        (chorus)

        So bye by as I choked on my pie
        Drowned my sorrows in the pagefield,
        coz the brick had run dry
        The dark side boys were drinking bitter or mild
        Singing this will be our last match on sky
        Will this be the day that we died
        .

        did bob write a book on love
        and is he blessed by god above
        as the light side tells us so
        do they believe in pass and go
        a high speed match with lots of goals
        or do the like the game played real slow’ oo
        well i know that they’re in love with him
        i saw it on the web from a guy named jim
        bob’s is the man for the the blues
        they even dig his shiny brown shoe’oooss
        i was a lonely middle aged drunken buck
        with a pint of tetley , who didn’t give a f**k
        but i knew the ticks were out of luck
        the day the buddies (st mirren) came
        i started singing

        (chorus)

        I met a girl who loved the blues
        And i asked her for some happy news
        she just frowned and turned away
        I stepped out from the concourse door
        To where i’d watched my hero’s years before
        But the game was gone with no time left to play’hey
        And in the south the children screamed
        The east stand cried and the west stand dreamed
        Not a word was spoken
        Was the tannoy finally broken
        And the 3 rags i despised the most
        The star the sun and the evening post
        They sent their hacks to laugh and boast
        About The day our dream had died
        And they were singing

        (Chorus) and fade

        He’s been writing this since St Mirren game :D

        #65497
        The EggThe Egg
        Chairman

          must admit griff
          took some work that did :clap: :clap:

          Work? Work???

          A (supposedly) grown man tippexing out lines in his copy of Smash Hits in his bedroom, no doubt having a little giggle and a crafty tug over his cleverness, all because the team he (supposedly) supports looks like it might finally be relegated from a league it has struggled in for 6 years??

          No mate, I’m all for banter and humour, even with LMB, but I don’t think that’s even that good, to be honest. If he put as much effort into supporting the team as he clearly put into writing that nonsense, we’d all be a lot better off.[/quote]

          :text-goodpost: :text-goodpost:

          #65502
          Anonymous
            must admit griff
            took some work that did :clap: :clap:

            Yes about 25 minutes after the final whistle the mon is better than Beathoven :D

            #65585

            Four different insults aimed at Martinez today – and we haven’t even played.

            To the tune of ‘Four Seasons In One Day’ – by Crowded House

            Four insults in one day
            But all a lack of imagination
            Moron, Clown, or Spanish One
            But Waiter is the worst I’ve heard, I’ve heard

            Even when you’re feeling down
            And all your hope should ebb away
            Surely you’ll not stoop so low
            To make four insults in one day

            Lurking round and reading threads
            But not a post when we’ve won
            Wait ‘til it’s turned around
            And we have lost again, again

            You will post, I’m sure won’t you?
            Like why we don’t play 4-4-2
            The darkside with have their say
            With four insults in one day

            Bob turned up
            Swansea, nee Spain
            To improve our club
            But gets four insults in one day

            (repeat various bits)

            #65592

            Not often you hear the words “crowded house” mentioned in the same breath as Wigan Athletic.

            Should be appropriate today, however. Let’s get behind the team this afternoon and drag this thing out for at least one more week.

            #65601

            What Bob and the team NEED from us today.

            You will of course be surprised to know that someone else actual wrote these lyrics, and with me being totally untalented etc I couldn’t even attempt to put humorous Latics analogies in place of the original words. I think the original is adequate:

            When you’re down and troubled
            And you need a helping hand
            And nothing, nothing is going right
            Close your eyes and think of me
            And soon I will be there
            To brighten up even your darkest night

            You just call out my name
            And you know wherever I am
            I’ll come running to see you again
            Winter, spring, summer or fall
            All you have to do is call
            And I’ll be there, yeah, yeah, yeah.
            You’ve got a friend

            If the sky above you
            Should turn dark and full of clouds
            And that old north wind should begin to blow
            Keep your head together
            And call my name out loud, yeah
            Soon I’ll be knocking upon your door

            You just call out my name
            And you know wherever I am
            I’ll come running, oh yes I will
            To see you again
            Winter, spring, summer or fall
            All you have to do is call
            And I’ll be there, yeah, yeah, yeah.

            Ain’t it good to know that you’ve got a friend
            When people can be so cold
            They’ll hurt you, and desert you
            And take your soul if you let them
            Oh yeah, but don’t you let them

            You just call out my name
            And you know wherever I am
            I’ll come running to see you again
            Winter, spring, summer or fall
            All you have to do is call
            And I’ll be there, yes I will.

            You’ve got a friend
            You just call out my name
            And you know wherever I am
            I’ll come running to see you again (oh baby don’t you know)
            Winter, spring, summer or fall
            All you have to do is call
            Lord, I’ll be there yes I will.
            You’ve got a friend

            #65612
            jrfatfanjrfatfan
            Player

              bleedin eck George, had to get mi hanky out there :crying-yellow:

              From Matlock to ManU
              What a journey!

              #65619
              jimmytJimmyT
              Player

                Thanks for the namecheck Loudmouth, seeing as you’ve remembered my name perhaps you might like to apologise for the pack of lies you told about me (for the second time) a few months back and when challenged went missing again even when loads of people pointed out that you were lying about me

                It’s not about Roberto Martinez, or me or you or anyone else it’s about supporting this football club through the last two games and wanting us to win

                Personally like many other fans whom you accuse of being blinkered for the heinous crime of backing the manager I’ll be cheering on the team and if the worst happens I am sure many of us will be devastated if things don’t go our way.

                I’d love to wish you a good day but your idea of a good day will involve you grinning like a Cheshire cat at full time and racing home to gloat on here and giving it your told you so routine that has been strangely absent for weeks at a time since January

                If you believe that your attitude of revelling in our demise and starting your sneery threads against the manager just for personal point scoring while spending the last 2 years steadfastly refusing to acknowledge a single positive thing that the manager has helped happen is the right one, then to be quite honest I’d rather be wrong

                I write it as I see it pal and will gladly admit when I’m wrong or apologise, give credit or criticism when due and be as honest as I can. I’m probably not a better Latics fan than you but I’m sure as hell the better man as I don’t go around making up lies about people

                #65622
                Thanks for the namecheck Loudmouth, seeing as you’ve remembered my name perhaps you might like to apologise for the pack of lies you told about me (for the second time) a few months back and when challenged went missing again even when loads of people pointed out that you were lying about me

                It’s not about Roberto Martinez, or me or you or anyone else it’s about supporting this football club through the last two games and wanting us to win

                Personally like many other fans whom you accuse of being blinkered for the heinous crime of backing the manager I’ll be cheering on the team and if the worst happens I am sure many of us will be devastated if things don’t go our way.

                I’d love to wish you a good day but your idea of a good day will involve you grinning like a Cheshire cat at full time and racing home to gloat on here and giving it your told you so routine that has been strangely absent for weeks at a time since January

                If you believe that your attitude of revelling in our demise and starting your sneery threads against the manager just for personal point scoring while spending the last 2 years steadfastly refusing to acknowledge a single positive thing that the manager has helped happen is the right one, then to be quite honest I’d rather be wrong

                I write it as I see it pal and will gladly admit when I’m wrong or apologise, give credit or criticism when due and be as honest as I can. I’m probably not a better Latics fan than you but I’m sure as hell the better man as I don’t go around making up lies about people

                it took me a while to figure out what you are talking about, but i think i have it now and believe me you shouldnt flatter yourself that i even know you exist, if you are referring to the line i put “i saw it on the web from a guy named jim” it needed to rhyme with him and there are not many options i did consider tim but thought jim was better – it never entered my mind about any particular poster,
                as far as your lies, accusation, i stand by what i said i gave you a number of options and asked you to take your pick if any applied -this was done in reply to an article you wrote acussing those that moan or didnt agree with your outlook on supporting wafc as not being true fans(or something along that line no doubt you will pick me up on not quoting it verbatum),

                i also said you edited/ran a magazine that contained certain objectional material,to which your reply was typical of all pressmen -the contents are not my opinion – something every press barron in history would be proud of,

                as far as hiding i wouldnt enter the stuff i do into the public domain or use the username i do if i had any intention of hiding,sometimes i dont have the means to post on here, there are many times the only internet connection i have is via a hotel or fast food outlet,and believe on those occasions latics message boards are not my first port of call, oh and on the point of the lies bit again,i suggest you review again at a number of statements you have used in your attack on me – non are correct, but that is your opinion and i will not be going into a hissy fit accusing you of telling lies.

                just to add i will be shouting and cheering today as loud as anyone else,there will be no grinning if the worse is to happen on the contrary i will be down and as upset as the rest of us.
                the only difference win lose draw – survive in this league or not my opinion on martinez and the dull boring stuff that his teams play will never change

                #65676
                Anonymous

                  you are a miserable son of gun though LMB arnt you

                  #66368
                  bigroybigroy
                  Player

                    Come on then Loudmouth. Prove your support by writing another on our survival!

                    Lovin the flares!

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                    #66376
                    Anonymous
                      Come on then Loudmouth. Prove your support by writing another on our survival!

                      Lovin the flares!

                      http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos- … 3593_n.jpg

                      You’ve got no chance mate :roll: :roll: :roll:

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